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i dont like it when the task avoidance gets to the scary part

y'all know that whole left-brained/right-brained thing is fake right? and the "brain fully develops at age 25" thing? and the "we only use 10% of our brains" thing? yeah they're all complete horseshit please yell at anyone who says them

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least

Everything everywhere all at once is a film about a girl ripping the entire universe apart just to find a part of her mother that she feels understands her. And everything everywhere all at once is a film about a mother ripping the entire universe apart just to understand her daughter. And my chest feels like it’s caving in when I think about it too long

*coughs up blood* how do i look? do i look good? was that hot?

just found out my entire personality is a trauma response

in a parasocial relationship with the car in front of me on the interstate

no one will ever understand you like i do, red minivan from ohio

sorry I say weird shit sometimes I’m just so excited to be alive

despite all my dread i am still just a girl in a bed

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex

By God as my witness no.

Downton Abbey is wild because the stakes are always either SUPER low or crazy high. It’s like, one episode is, “Who will win the gardening contest at the fair? Is the countess cheating?” And another episode is, “The eldest daughter’s fiancé died in the Titanic, then she hooked up with a Turkish diplomat, her first ever sexual experience, and he DIED IN HER BED DURING THE CONJUGAL ACT, and now she has to move his corpse back to his bed without being of suspected of murder, BECAUSE IT COULD START A WAR, and also if people find out she’s ‘damaged goods’ and she can’t find an advantageous match, her family will LOSE THEIR ANCESTRAL HOME!” Then the show’s like, “A maid wants to become a secretary! Will she beat the odds?”