yvonne likes weird guys

i have to say the emotional weight of the leda fight is slightly undercut by me stabbing everyone in the head with the fucked up torture sword

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

can you put that thing on a leash?

Walk Like No One Is Driving

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

why is the hill silent. it's supposed to be alive with the sound of music

this is meant to be read in the tone of an exasperated gay theater director

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

Taking pity on OP to recommend Don't Let Go and Gattaca