du bist ein dummkopf

             “Maybe I can help, if you do get a chance. Two heads work better then one.”

       ‘ mm? sure. you can help monitor his status. ‘ 

             “I know that. Sometimes things so crazy, especially with older models. But I believe in you!”

       ‘ thanks, squirt. it shouldn’t be too much trouble for me, if i ever actually get a hand on beni. ‘

             “Isn’t Beni manufactured? And a old model? If you take him apart please be careful. He’s fun to play with.”

       ‘ i know how to put together things i’ve picked apart. i don’t intend on harming beni, i just want to. look. ‘ 

            “If beat up Beni then I want to beat up the old man.”

       ‘ nein. at first, anyway. koujaku won’t let me disassemble beni so i wanted to try doing that first. ‘

              “If he calls Beni I’ll make sure to beat him up too!”

       ‘ wait a second. if beni shows up, let me have him. ‘

and of course you wouldn’t mind a fight.

if you won’t listen to reason, what else is there? 

Wunderbar! We can use the footage to make him do things for us.

       ‘ if he doesn’t comply i can just beat him up.  ‘

             “You’re the best! It would be so funny to watch!”

       ‘ videotaped for future blackmail. gute idee. ‘

i don’t expect you to, but i swear i did not touch him.

don’t pick on him again. unless you’d rather take it up with me? i wouldn’t mind a fight.

            “Make sure to put him on a high branch!”

       ‘ i’ll stick him at the top of the tree- that way he’ll hit every branch on the way down. ‘

            “I was just showing him some really cool moves and he’s threatening to put me in a tree! A tree!”

       ‘ a tree? ugh, insulting. i’ll put him in a tree if he tries to lay a hand on you. ‘ 

oh my fucking god they’re both here.

and i’m going to trust you over my own allmate? 

           “Daddy Dad help me! Koujaku is being mean!”

       ‘ huh? what’s the old man doing now? ‘