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Ole McMuffet had a corporate restaurant.

I've had this oddly specific image of Muffet working at McDonalds in my head for nearly 10 years, but no reason to really draw about it. The plot to get there is Kris Deltarune committing manslaughter at the McDonalds, obviously. Any resemblance to real Health Inspectors is coincidental.

I broke my original post order plans to get this on time for Valentines Season cuz it's always Valentines Day somewhere. Enjoy more out of order jokes.

Someone out there's playing Health Inspector Simulator (badly).

(Do you guys also remember when McDonalds had Mario Party 3? The controllers were almost always busted, but it was pretty dope.)

Inspired by Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day, Let Lancer Say Tier-Two Swears Day is an event to encourage the Deltarune fandom to create works where Lancer is depicted as an age peer to the rest of the Fun Gang. We feel that the fandom perception of his age has shifted over time from a weird, sheltered teen (or pre-teen) to a goofy toddler. Drawing him three apples tall doesn’t feel quite right when he’s taller than Sans and just barely shorter than Kris. 

So on January 11th we’re encouraging people to post art or writing depicting Lancer as close in age to the rest of the Fun Gang with the tag #Let Lancer Say Swears or #Let Lancer Say Tier Two Swears. 

If you’re having trouble thinking about what to make, consider these prompts:

Lancer using Tier-Two swears

Why was a swear tier system necessary in the first place?

What are Tier-One swears?

Lancer engaging in teen activities, like Loitering or Being Annoying in Public

Lancer hanging out with other teen or adult characters

Susie, Ralsei, Papyrus, etc.

What is the line “You won’t get through your teen years without at least one Egg.” about?

Handsome face