WOULD ESTROGEN HAVE SAVED MICHAEL CARRINGTON FROM GREASE 2?
Yes
It would help but it wouldn't save them
No
It would make them worse
Propaganda under cut:
"OKAY so Grease 2 is about Michael going to an American high school and falling head over heels with Stephanie, head of the Pink Ladies (who is definitely a closeted lesbian but that's not what the blog's for). Stephanie doesn't give her any time, because she longs for a "cool rider", a biker better than any of the loser boys in this loser school - and so Michael trains and transforms herself into the coolest rider in town, keeping it a secret from everyone but Frenchie (who's a COSMOTOLOGISTβ¦HMMMMMMMM). Michael at school is still a total nerd, so even when Stephanie begins to like her nerdiness, she feels conflicted about living 2 lives - and she performs the TRANSGENDER ANTHEM CHARADES. I WILL NOW TYPE SOME LYRICS FROM CHARADES.
"Guess I really messed up by trying to be two, When only one heart can be there. Why can't I be just what I am, And speak my love without any shame? Why can't she see what I am, Is a costumed fool trapped in a tragic game? Charades and pretty lies They hide what's deep inside me. Charades do disguise All the love I keep inside me. Performing at my hardest As I paint upon the air. You won't find me Cause it's a portrait of the artist As a MAN who ISN'T THERE."
need I say more. NEED I SAY MORE. THE MAN. WHO. ISN'T. THERE. MICHAEL IS A WOMAN. A BUTCH WOMAN.
Grease 2 is not a "good" movie but when I say this I am completely serious."
Requested by @fullmusicbardsquared.
