Trace amounts of Monica in my life
A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life
My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica
Sade Olutola
occasionally subtle
almost home

blake kathryn
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

titsay
KIROKAZE
d e v o n
dirt enthusiast

Discoholic 🪩

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

ellievsbear
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kaledo Art
RMH

Product Placement
will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes

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Trace amounts of Monica in my life
A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life
My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

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ask game for aging tumblr population
what's your favourite kitchen appliance?
do you have a collection of anything?
what's the best job you've ever had?
what's the worst job you've ever had?
what's your favourite piece of furniture and where did you get it?
what's your go-to recipe when you want to make something that requires minimal effort?
are you married or do you intend to get married?
do you have kids? do you want them?
are you on good terms with your parents?
do you have siblings? do you hang out with them?
do you vote?
what's the biggest purchase you've ever made?
what are your hobbies?
what's a hobby you'd like to get into?
do you collect anything?
how long have you known your oldest friend?
are you a member of any clubs or associations?
have you ever changed fields in your career or education?
how many wisdom teeth do you have and have you had any removed?
what's your favourite beverage?
do you have any living grandparents?
do you have nieces/nephews/godchildren/other kids in your life that aren't yours?
what's the coolest place you've visited?
what's your most recent degree and has it been useful to you?
would you rather own a dishwasher or a laundry machine if you could only have one or the other?
do you make a list before going to the grocery store or just wing it?
what's your favourite household chore?
what chore do you hate the most?
do you have houseplants and how are you at keeping them alive?
what's your living arrangement? (who do you live with, in what kind of building, do you own or rent or other?)
Rent-lowering gunshots:
QUEER IS NOT A SLUR
We reclaimed it way back in the 1980's. It is the accepted term used in academia, in colleges and universities ALL OVER THE PLACE.
I can't believe we have to have this discussion AGAIN. During PRIDE month.
Have and Have Not (2006) Crystal Schenk
look i reblogged this because this piece FUCKS but then
then I looked in the notes and y’know.
some people seems confused.
Why a shopping cart with stained glass?
or This would be cool to shop with
or something about religion and NO
NO
THIS. Is about HOMES.
That style stained glass? Those diamonds? They speak to me, and they say “Townhouse”. and FANCY townhouse, at that. They say “City home, old home, a home that is RICH, a shelter from the storm and a safe place for a family”.
But on! a! shopping cart!
That evokes - to me - Homelessness.
The person on the street who had no other choice but to steal the best cart they could from a store’s corral just to have a way to transport the meager belongings that are all they fucking have in this world. And it’s NOT a home or a safe place or a shelter but it’s all you fucking have!
And this piece goes and puts them fucking together! AND NAMES IT.
Yeah this is fucking ART.
ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.
⚠︎ Tip
Nap lengths are always randomised.

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i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today
in a kill it with your sword kill it with your sword amen mood today
as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA
im going to fix my entire life
When?
Like Um. later

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did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning
did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it
Hey everyone. There's a new youtube feature that rolled out just yesterday that's raising some privacy concerns.
People in the U.S., U.K., Brazil, and Singapore can now share videos and chat with friends directly within the YouTube app. The update bring
This post talks about a new DM feature in youtube. What it fails to mention is that as part of this new feature is that when you send someone a link to a video, and they open it in the youtube app, they will see who sent them the link. Specifically, your channel name.
If your google account name is your real name, so is your channel name by default.
This means the new default behavior is that everyone you send a youtube link to will see your full name if they open it in the mobile app.
To turn this off:
Go to your youtube app settings
Go to Privacy
Turn off "Channel visibility for shared links"
Trimming the source id (the stuff after the '?' in links) will also prevent this from happening.
truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity
WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME
get OFF
#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden
My mom is retired now, but she used to be a research lab technician, particularly molecular biology and a lot of work with viruses. She has a bunch of author credits in science journals. All this is just background for the fact that she loved watching CSI, but her favorite thing was yelling at the characters about their terrible lab technique, and implausible lab turnaround times. “That test would take a week! At *least*!!” “You just cross contaminated that sample! You’re sloppy and your work is bad!” “That’s not how pipettes work!” This isn’t really about anything. I just love my mom and think she’s hilarious.

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i may be cringe but i'm also 40 and that makes me officially too old to give a fuck about it so i am eternally free