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dilfdarthvader

since when is robert fucking reich active on tumblr??

petralemaitre

He's been here the whole time.

derryderrydown

I heard he stole his shoelaces from the president.

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mens-rights-activia

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

ffcrazy15

Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it.

herpsandbirds

Pink-spotted Fruit Dove (Ptilinopus perlatus), family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, found in New Guinea

photos: Irawan Subingar, Ekhardt Lietzow, Dubi Shapiro

sol1loqu1st

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

sol1loqu1st

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

#I am a good cook #I did however once burn a quesadilla so badly I had to get rid of the pan #no I don’t understand how it happened either

smidvarg-and-the-hobbits

Why is no one talking about how hot this shot is

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aneurins-barnard

VIGGO MORTENSEN as ARAGORN LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RINGS (2001)

#things for my wife #knightblogging

handsomeboymodelingschool

Hey, Im the train. I decided it would be fun to stop moving for an undisclosed amount of time just before we arrive at the station. My idea..

robertreich

As this week is marked by the 4th of July and the 250th anniversary of this country, it's worth remembering what real freedom looks like in 2026. Keep up the fight.

peachfromcmbyn

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

#doctor pepper #which is an exceedingly rare occurrence because I tragically am still not supposed to have caffeine #i bend the rules occasionally though #damn I fucking miss coffee #it’s been over a decade

kozh-lucium

Qui-Gon lives AU but set during Clone Wars era.

Or when your former padawan outrank you.

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secret-smut-sideblog

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

#malarkblogging #the carnage he would cause for his spouses is A LOT #and to be honest #Tallon and Callum are almost as bad about him #it’s incredible

mankillercalledbunny

Tumblr has done truly terrible things to my vocabulary. Referred to my beloved as "blorbo from my marriage" today

#things for my wife #it’s you #blorbo from my marriage #she’s just a funky little lesbian and I love her your honor

moncalas

you're owen lars. your father has fallen in love with a woman and she's enslaved. you and your father aren't rich, but eventually you manage to free her. this one woman. one woman on a planet full of injustices.

you're owen lars. the woman you call mom had another child once. it doesn't make her love you less, but she talks about him in a way that makes it clear that she loved him, too. he's off to be a jedi now and she's very proud.

you're owen lars. your mother's been kidnapped and you have to assume the worst. a man and a woman step into your home and the man announces himself to be that kid who went off to become a jedi. he knows you less than you know him and before anything else can happen, he takes off to bring back his mother, a feat you think is impossible.

you're owen lars. anakin skywalker brings your mom's corpse to your doorstep. her funeral is interrupted by a message of utmost galactic importance.

you're owen lars. your brother is dead. you never saw him again after that first time. there is another jedi on your doorstep, with a baby in his arm and you know what it means and you can't bring yourself to face him as he hands your nephew off to your wife.

you're owen lars. obi-wan ben kenobi is a pain in the ass. he was more your brother's brother than you ever were and he doesn't understand your particular kind of grief, is drowning in his own. you don't even know the full story and kenobi will never tell you all of it. but you have a child to care for so you tell him off and get back to work.

you're owen lars. you didn't know your brother, but you know your nephew and your nephew wants out of this place as soon as possible. you know he won't be safe out there but in the end you're helpless to stop him. and you know the stories, you remember the one time you met him, the days your mother died. and you do this for her and you do this for your father and you do this for your brother and you do this for your nephew.

you're owen lars. your last act is to protect your brother's child. your child.

wordfather

i love it when im rereading a story and i find these little breadcrumbs of foreshadowing the author left. everytime im like “ohoho!!!! i wouldve gotten that before if i had the big picture!!! and now i do!!! delightful!!!” and idk i just love being able to read the same story twice but have two different experiences. i like when a story has so many layers that it can keep you entertained for a long time as you unravel all its secret nooks and crannies. thats a good story.

wordfather

@blueforthevirus

you just summed up my post in one meme and im in love with you for it

livefromphilly

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warmleveret-deactivated20170910

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi

nenchaenmoved-blog

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

re-bee-key

you had to be there

lake-erie

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

#I make no promises

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