No. WAY.

The only affirmations I can't roll my eyes at are Mr. Rogers'.

Solid life advice / my new mantra 👌🏼 (at City Of Marina Del Rey)

My 12-hour work trip was a rousing success, but now I want to sleep for a week. See you soon, PNW ☔️ (at Seattle, Washington)

While a cappella group names have always been...punny, I deeply resent Pitch Perfect for the current glut of terrible shit like this. I have had 100% enough.

Kris fell asleep early last night, and this is what I discovered when I tried to get into bed. Who does this

In which my 8-year old niece explains the plot of a tv show I've never seen (my favorite part is when it starts raining hot dogs)

I found a way to make de-christmasing the apartment less depressing 🤗

I was going to complain about this telemarketer that keeps calling me, but now I think I’d like to complain about this Captcha instead.

There are 6 people in the office today, so it's a great time to take some natural-light selfies with minimal risk of a coworker coming around the corner and mocking me.