makes dorky little posts

Was Frances Hodgson Burnett influenced by Emily Brontë? Because the kids in The Secret Garden are kind of giving Cathy, Heathcliff, and Hindley if they weren’t insane and the story had a moral to it. Plus she says the word “wuthering” a lot.

I took a literal ferry today for the sole purpose of securing some hot fudge sauce from Baskin Robins. Reader. Guess what they were out of at Baskin Robins.

This secondhand Heated Rivalry consumption has gone too far. I thought opening tumblr dot com in crowded places to gif sets of them making hot sweet love to one another was bad. I raise you being recommended a reel of one of them asking to other to kneel, with the volume on, thinking my headphones were plugged in (they’re not; this is the important part) while in the same room as my mother. Like! the volume was low at the beginning then off by the end and my mother has terrible hearing, bless her heart, and she seemed confused when I asked, in a cold sweat, if my phone had been “making noises” so I think it’s likely she didn’t hear it, but I still need therapy nonetheless. And I should watch this show at this point.

Evil because my first thought upon seeing Ariana Grande’s stepped back from Sunday in the Park was now I won’t have to fight her fans to get tickets to see 💕 Jonathan Bailey 💕

Can’t believe I’m the same age now as Taylor was on the 1989 tour. How did she do that. If I get up and go to bed on the same day, I feel accomplished.

The thing about Ariana Grande is that, over the years, there has been an excess of mind-numbingly dumb conversation surrounding her so that when some of it’s actually valid, it gets lost in the noise.

Showed up to a restaurant almost an hour and a half before brunch was supposed to end - as printed on their menu - and was informed the entire kitchen was closed until 4pm and the thing is, such is the way of my life, I wasn’t even surprised lol.

Saw a magazine at a grocery store checkout that was like “all about Taylor’s wedding!” using a picture of her from the Toy Story 5 premiere or something and it made me so pleased that here we are, almost a month out from her wedding, and the tabloids are using generic pictures of her from rando events because nothing from her wedding leaked and she’s totally in control of if and when we see anything. Ha.