makes dorky little posts

have you heard of this record called folklore?

am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

Young Cathy and Heathcliff find a half staved unconscious Jane Eyre on the moors and poked her with a stick to see if she's dead. She isn't roused by their proding and they don't care enough to try and help her so it isn't mentioned in either book.

Thinking about that bit at the end of The Tenant of Wildfell Hall where after Gilbert walks across half of the country through the snow on foot because he thinks Helen is getting married to someone else (she isn’t), he finally arrives at her place and she’s like “what are you doing here” and he’s like “idk.”

THEN (and it’s been a while so please correct me if I’ve got the details murky) she hands him a rose and is like. Look at it. And he’s like. Nice. Then she throws it out the window and when he’s like ??? she’s all like that was supposed to represent my heart and you didn’t care for it! And then he’s like no wait I didn’t realize. And she’s like forget about it. And he’s like no, I’m climbing out the window to get the rose. And she’s like FORGET ABOUT IT. Then they get married.

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong