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"If you die in L'Manburg you die in real life!" - Technoblade

"So you would abolish Jesus Christ to save stan culture?" - TommyInnit

"I will eat him! I will eat him raw and alive!" - Jack Manifold

"I don't think that people that make mukbang videos are the antichrist" - Ranboo

"I've got the high ground, baby! I'm like Legolas!" - TommyInnit

"I'm canonically pissed off!" - Tubbo

"That was self-defence advertising" - Technoblade

"You know, if Joe Biden was in the UK, I would slap him with a very long eel" - Tubbo

"Jack, I don't wanna hear about Jaws while I'm holding a nuclear war head" - Tubbo

"What do you mean, Philza Minecraft, killer of Notch?" - TommyInnit

"🎶Little baby Jesus has screwed us for the last time🎶" - Tubbo

"I've been thinking of becoming an anime protagonist lately" - Wilbur Soot

"Well I don't wanna kill his mom, seems kinda rude" - Sapnap

"In fact, I will classify this Dream SMP server as a national threat" - Obama

"There's nothing wrong with being dead. Oh god wait" - Tubbo

"Jesus H Awesamdude, that's what it should've said in the Bible" - TommyInnit

"I've just murdered Ranboo but Obama doesn't mind" - Tubbo

"Stop aggressively caressing Rick Astley" - Ranboo

"I'm not scared of education, education fears me" - Jack Manifold

"You can't suck out my soul now, British boy!" - Charlie Slimecicle

"I'm like The Hulk with diabetes" - Fundy

"The religious angle is that she is fucking zooted!" - Quackity

"Mmm where's that little muffinhead I'm gonna chop him up and snort him" - Foolish

"Slenderman actually is a type of dinosaur" - Technoblade

"God is an avid Discorder" - Tubbo

"Is that how you get your sick fucking kicks pal? By calling me potatoe-y?" - Quackity

Of course, anon! It's not stupid at all! We all need a fluffy fic to give us diabetes sometimes :))

Here are some of my favorites for dnf:

got a thing about you (and it won’t go away), our fandom famous hoodie fic (and its sequel) that literally melts your heart and I never liked pet names but this almost changed my mind about them, also one of my favorite fics about them!!!

This is a Drista moment, let's just accept it is a little different type of fluff, but fluffy nonetheless and it always makes me so happy to read

Pancakes for Dinner is a cute established relationship one shot with height difference emphasis if you like that

There is more beauty past the surface is super adorable and just a collection of little moments between them

fever dreaming is sick fic college AU with plenty of fluff too and a protective caretaker Dream, I don't read sick fics often but this one really made me squeal a little too loud at times

The Chocolate Raisin Production Line is a little fluffy one-shot where Dream really doesn't understand the concept of pranks when it comes to George and omg everyone can tell they're dead for each other except them

heart strings is a college coffee shop AU where Dream keeps getting George's name wrong and it's too adorable

Can I get a uhh... is an adorable mcdonalds AU where Dream can't stop flirting through the drive through and it's really cute and funny

Why don't you come a little closer? is a strangers to lovers in a restaurant AU where George is stood up but Dream comes in to his rescue

I haven't read as much skephalo as I've read dnf but here are some of my favorite fluffy stories for them:

Teaming, a high school AU in which Techno is tired of Skeppy always roping him into his pranks for the president of the Munchy Club, really funny and adorable, one of my favorites for skephalo!

Books and Caffeine, a library AU that includes tired Skeppy, librarian Bad, and some very obvious cute chemistry between them :)

Of course. I hope you're okay :(

HC for DNN;

Rainy days are lazy days. No matter what. George curls up on his side, Sapnap cuddles up against George, wrapping his arms around him.. Dream practically hugging Sapnap from behind, while also having his arms wrapped around the two.

They take turns when making breakfast. One cooks for one day, the other cooks for another. Like that!

They lounge so comfortably. George will be on his phone, laying on the couch. Sapnap would be with George, watching TV, and Dream would be on his laptop, on the other couch. Just casual stuff..

HC for Skephalo;

Skeppy loves Bad rubbing his head. He loves when Bad runs his hands through his hair. Gives him comfort.

BAD SMOOCHING SKEPPY! so extra. Big smooches on the cheek, the neck, the lips. Just.. Extra. And Skeppy melts so much each time.

Although Bad was taken when he was young, he still knew many things about Wither Demon culture. He knew that the larger your horns were, the higher on the social ladder you were. He knew that removing a prisoners wings was akin to execution. He also knew that when two demon’s horn’s matched, it meant they were romantic partners.

Wrote a quick drabble about baby Sapnap and Badboyhalo because I've been thinking about them all day.

(For a little bit of context, Sapnap is like. 1/4 demon. He was hatched from a demon egg, but in the overworld. So he came out a bit...human.)

Lil warning for...tail trauma, I guess? And Bad cursing. A lot.

Well, it’s finally up kiddos - hopefully it doesn’t completely flop, and even if it does, at least I’m having fun with my nonsense. Feel free to check out the rest of my trash while you’re there too by the way, I left it up to show my growth over the years and make fun of it so go wild. ;P

bad: wasn’t the eiffel tower the gift that france gave to the us?

dream: ohh yeah, it’s in new york right?

bad: yeah- but wouldn’t that mean it’s not in paris? ohh no! i think i know what they’re talking about! that’s in las vegas! the, uh, paris casino? that has the big eiffel tower over it?

dream: oh! yeah yeah yeah, i haven’t been there but i saw pictures. wait, then what’s the thing they put in new york?

bad: uhhh… i don’t know, is it the tower of london? or is that london’s gift to- *unintelligible* …oh the empire state building! that’s the one that london gave!

dream: uh.. the uh.. the tower of pizza (?), or whatever that is. they gave the- they gave the leaning- the leaning tower of um.. what is it.. pizza?

bad: yeah, leaning tower of pizza. i think that one’s in paris, the leaning tower of pizza, cause it’s like italian food? yeah. oh wait, wouldn’t that mean it’s in italy?

dream: wait, isn’t paris italy?

;; You asked. I shall deliver ;)

Title: Winning Crush Word Count: 1333 Ship(s): Skephalo  Notes: Enjoy some cute fluff and crushing boys. <3

“THEY DID IT!”

The announcer shouted, the sounds of cheers filling the air as a loud, alarming bell rang through the arena. It was a sight to see. Seeing their points double over their original mark, brought tears to their eyes. They had won.

They were going to finals. 

They were going to the big leagues. 

Confetti flowed down around them, their hands reaching up to catch bits of the soft sheets of paper. Skeppy, who watched his teammates rejoice in their hard fought victory, couldn’t help but yell out, raising his fist high. Playing for fun always had its perks. But winning? It was honestly the biggest reward out there.

He stared down those around him, his body lightly shaking. He tried to keep his stance… he needed to keep his stance. 

“You see Skeppy?! This is what happens when you go against the REBELLION!”  Tommy shouted, eyeing the other cautiously as he stood beside Dream, who was still composed behind his mask. Techno, Punz and those in the rebellion with him, all held their swords close, axe’s at bay, bows drawn. Skeppy was outnumbered. They could win this fight. 

Skeppy knew he was no match against each and everyone here… he knew this was a battle with a gruesome end for him. He needed to figure out what to do. He needed to do something… anything…

Dream, who took this time to step forward, finally lowered his axe. Tommy was bewildered, wanting to grab Dream’s arm, but he was stopped by Techno, who simply shook his head. What was Dream up to? Deciding to not do anything.. Tommy watched as Dream approached Skeppy…

He tightened his hands along his axe, the glistening effects from the enchanted weapon seemingly emitted a soft glow on him. As Dream came close, Skeppy somewhat took a stance, as if ready to fight Dream… but Dream had other plans. Reaching a hand up.. he removed his mask. Peering at the other, he could see that Skeppy was exhausted… badly injured… a man who was about to break. 

“….” That’s when his eyes peered down to the ground, where Skeppy stood.  There, laying on the ground, as Bad, unconscious and surrounded by blood. He was barely breathing… 

It pained Dream to see.. a friend.. laying on his side, nearly on the verge of death. 

“…”

Looking at Skeppy with a rather, anxiety filled look… he reached into his satchel, which caused Skeppy to tense up quickly. Dream just.. cautiously pulled out two pearls, as well as some golden apples and potions. He.. carefully placed them all in a tiny bag before, holding it out to Skeppy. Everyone had gone silent… 

“… here.” He stated now, pushing the bag in Skeppy’s arms.  Skeppy was quick to hold the bag, eyes somewhat wide. He was.. taken back to say the least. What…

“Get out of here.” Dream spoke up once more, eyeing Skeppy as Skeppy peered up at him with caution and slight confusion. 

“Take Bad and get out of here.. and hide. Lay low and don’t let Schlatt find you.” He spoke lowly now, placing his mask back on now as he then stepped away, still keeping a line of sight on the two.

“….”

Skeppy was speechless..

Everyone seemed speechless.

Though.. after a bit of silence.. Skeppy dropped his axe and quickly, moved down to Bad, taking the potion Dream gave to him out of the bag. He carefully sat Bad up, mentally cursing to himself as he watched Bad’s body limply lean towards the side. He gently poured the potion into Bad’s mouth, taking moments to let it go down his throat before pouring a tiny bit more. It wasn’t long till color slowly returned to Bad’s face, a gentle gasp finally emerging from his lips. 

Skeppy practically let out a sigh of relief before, tossing the empty bottle to the side, now leaning his head down to Bad’s gently holding the other’s face. There was a couple whispers here and there before.. Skeppy looked up to Dream.. towards everyone. 

“…” Getting up carefully, Skeppy helped Bad up to his feet.. Bad was awake now, though was in a very dazed and clouded state. He couldn’t really move much, so Skeppy was surely using most of his strength to keep Bad close. Giving one last look to Dream.. Skeppy gave a nod, a look overtaking his features before he tossed down a potion. A clear fluid splashed over Skeppy and Bad… causing them both to vanish in plain sight. 

“HEY!” Tommy spoke up now, as if ready to fight the air. “WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?!”

Dream, who turned to Tommy, listened as footsteps echoed away from the scene.. everyone awaited Dream’s answer, their eyes filled with slight shock and.. pure curiosity. 

“… Schlatt would’ve killed them. Right then and there.” He spoke, giving Tommy a neutral toned answer.

“SO?” Tommy instantly replied, obviously very upset.

“We could’ve killed them and that would’ve raised our leverage! We -”

Dream then moved forward, as if looming over Tommy. Instantly, Tommy went silent, slightly taken back with how defensive Dream got.

“It’s leverage this, power that. That’s Schlatt’s deal, Tommy.”

Lightly moving his mask from his face.. emerald colored eyes met soft baby blue eyes.

“… I never would. You got that? I. Never. Would.”

And with that, Dream placed his mask back in place, taking his leave towards the side.

Skephalo; His Cure!

Usually, Skeppy hates the silence. Absolutely despises it. He can't fully, concentrate when its absolutely silent. He tends to always have some kind of background noise (let it be Podcasts, music, News channels, you name it!) to help keep the feeling of silence gone.

So, when it comes to sleeping, he tends to have a hard time trying to sleep while also having to surround himself in the darkness.. Silence. He ends up gaining insomnia.

That all stopped when he met Bad. The first time they slept in the same room together, Skeppy immediately caught on to Bad's habits. Before Bad sleeps, he always reads a book! Yet, while reading a book, he tends to hum lightly to himself. Song, to a mindless hum, Skeppy finds himself falling asleep way faster when Bad is with him. The moment Bad discovers this, he makes it a nightly ritual to cuddle Skeppy while reading. That way, Skeppy can lay his head on his chest, having him hear and feel the vibrations from his hums.

Wears comfy sweatshirts everywhere

Takes care of the sole GSG 9 braincell

Makes sure his teammates takes their meds because he cares about them

And he understands Doc has enough to do without having his three idiots to keep track of

A little spoon

Tries his best to get along with everyone

Is the only one who can get his teammates to go to bed

Mom friend

Cat person

Is constantly running out of sweatshirts because his teammates won’t stop stealing them

A Pokémon nerd

Cannot cook to save the life of him but loves baking

Learning to sew from Monty

Cuddle bug

Doesn’t like to talk about his family and is surprisingly secretive about it

Heavy sleeper

Loves to watch Jager enthuse about the complex science of his gadget even if Blitz doesn’t completely understand

Bring snacks to the workshop for everyone

He and Rock get along like a house on fire

Likes pastels especially yellow and purple

Dokkaebi: Make it double

Sledge: Make it.... triple?

(cracks knuckles) time to love everyone on this fuckkng website. warning that i mostly read on ao3 and ill probably miss whats good on wattpad. not in any particular order unless explicitly said. 

anybody, feel free to add on with your own recommendations or self promotions

Heads up before we begin. There is a lot of dark themes (Suicidal thoughts, bullying) in here so read at your own risk. Also this is sort of unedited and written in one sitting. Please enjoy.

UUUUUUUUUUUGH. I’m done… It was hard for me to draw without line art. But here we are.