𝔚𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔬𝔯 𝔔𝔲𝔢𝔢𝔫

Oh Brothers, give me a break.

Jealous of what, you choosing to date a cop?

“Next time you can find your own ride, then.”

Imagine being so domesticated that you date a cop.

Domesticated??!

Oh look, he can read.

Imagine being so domesticated that you date a cop.

“I don’t remember fucking asking for your opinion”

I don’t remember you being stupid enough to date a cop. I suppose we’re both getting forgetful in our old age.

I mean, if they require more intelligence than it takes to throw a rock at a problem, I doubt they fall into his skillset then.

... what in the world are taxes?

If I wanted to hear you complain, I’d’ve pushed you down the stairs.

Maybe wear a shirt that covers your cleavage, you absolute idiot.