the facts were these

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively

“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….

they should invent an 8-9:30 pm that's seven hours

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

Overheard two (high school? probably?) girls discussing some book on the train, with a lot of "They're just SO gay for each other" type comments and did not think much of it at first until it became clear to me over the course of their conversation that they were in fact discussing the main characters of Robert Louis Stevenson's classic gothic horror novella The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

was it casual when i wrote a book about how much i admired you and always believed in you even when i didn't believe in myself

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls