Dreams and Nightmares in equal proportion

there's nothing I've seen that's more impressive than a dude standing on the subway rolling a joint with both hands

I can't explain it but the LaGuardia fountain display feels like capitalist propaganda

Why does taco bell have such power over my brain chemistry

Are we finally ready to talk about the "always in the elementary school nurses office complaining of a stomach ache" to "adult anxiety diagnosis" pipeline

Someone was hotboxing the bus this morning. It's going to be a good dayy

It was 26 degrees warmer today than average

Trying to learn Spanish and French at the same time is so dumb because they pronounce 'r' in totally opposite ways 😭

I started playing Skyrim as a lawful good character; I wouldn't even think of stealing a salt pile. But a few weeks in, I found my true passion - decorating houses - and that I would do anything to make it happen.

Drunk texting happy new year to everyone I know 🥰

One of life's little pleasures is taking all day to slowly get ready for an event that night. Drinking coffee and curling your hair, listening to Taylor Swift in a robe while doing your makeup, texting your friend who is also going to see what they are wearing.

The surrealism of Atlanta is too good

I only made this account to ship Tina & Zeke