SNATCHER

"Let's see! We have vanilla, chocolate, that fancy coffee...err, cool kid?"

Freddy cuts himself off at the sound of rambunctious giggling beside him, trying not to chuckle himself as he shushes his partner in crime.

"You're gonna blow our cover! C'mon, we at least have to get the goods before-"

"What on earth are you two doing?"

The sudden voice makes Freddy freeze, slolwy turning around while sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck. He inches to the side, badly hiding you and the freezer door left ajar.

"Oh, heeeey, Mitchell! I was just getting the little one back to bed, no need to worry! Go back to your beauty sleep, I have it covered."

"Really now?" Said man stands with his arms crossed over his chest, dressed in a fluffy robe that trails down to the floor. "Mon Ami, you're acting like you got your hand caught in the cookie jar, and you certainly haven't been quiet about your little heist in the first place."

You and Freddy share a glance before he sighs, slumping over in defeat.

"Betty will be cross with you, you know that, right?" Mitchell tries to sound stern, but he's fighting off a smile. "She can be quite strict about her bedtimes."

"Ok, but.." Freddy picks you up by your armpits, holding you out in front of him. He leans down, whispering conspiratorially in your ear. "Do the thing, kiddo."

You put on your best attempt at puppy dog eyes, jutting your lower lip out into a pout. The yeti turns back to Mitchell with a playful grin, "Who can say no to that face?"

Mitchell only seems mildly amused.

"Fine, fine." He doesn't have the same strength as Freddy does to carry you around, instead he grabs your hand once you're set back down to lead you to the kitchen table. "Make that three portions, you know how I like it."

"You got it, comin' right up"

Soon, you are presented with a bowl of ice cream with your favorite toppings and a perhaps excessive amount of rainbow sprinkles. "What do we say, mon trésor?" Mitchell chides gentry when you're already a few spoonfuls in without a thank you, giving your head a pat when you do address Freddy. "Bravo! Eat up, and then we'll go brush our teeth, alright? Proper rest is important for all the play you'll want to do tomorrow."

The Poly Ship of the Day is:

AROMANTIC PEOPLE

ASEXUAL PEOPLE

AND AROACE PEOPLE

ALL BELONG IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

This goes to all the gays and lesbians and trans and queer and bi and pan and ace and EVERYTHING THATS SUPPOSED TO BE INCLUDED i'm not writing all of those flags but anyways HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE OUT THERE yeh even the ones who keep it a secret or that doubt yeh idc

maybe its about the most indecisive person making the same choice over and over again more than 600 times

maybe its about seeing someone starting off so selfish repeatedly sacrificing everything for her friends

maybe its about weather people are trying to be better today than they were yesterday

maybe its about how nothing matters so everything has to

maybe its about what we owe to each other

maybe its about water on a wave

I looked at life size cutouts of Gerard Way and I just got PISSED, $84 for a cut out? NO. here is the completely free (and printable!) Gerard Way. the result may not be perfectly life sized, but any more and they uh…would have been pretty pixelated.

probably the most punk thing I’ve done all week, idk