"If this is you flirting, I don't like it."
"Honestly, I only ask you for help because it's so cute when you try."
"Is there something wrong with me?"
"You have to leave right now."
"You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want!?"
"I'm gonna give you a real reason to sweat."
"Wow. You're really strong."
"You know the worst part? I thought I had nothing to lose."
"Look, I'm not asking you to marry me! I'm trying to save your life!"
"You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?"
"You're not s'posed to laugh! Ugh, this is embarrassing."
"Who am I? Who are you?!"
"Why do you look so familiar? Are we- are we dating?"
"Friends don't tie friends up!"
"You're annoyingly cryptic, old man."
"I didn't expect you to be here tonight."
"Pack your shit and go! Get out of my sight!"
"You're okay, right? Not hurt or anything?"
"Where's your 'roommate'?"
"I think you should wear the life vest."
"Why aren't you dating him again?"
"You are the worst at this comforting thing!"
"So, uh. I noticed you're kinda naked. Is that intentional or..."
"Can I swoon now. Is that cool with you?"
"We could...you know, go together if you wanted."
"Come with me, we can go together."
"Don't fight me on this."
"Put your pants back on! How did you even get out of those so fast?"
"Hey, you're the one who last rock, paper, scissors."
"I just hate the sight of them, ya know?"
"What the fuck is that thing?"
"Will you just- slow down. Please."
"Don't sound so excited about it."
"You died! I saw you die!"
"I'm pretty sure that's not how it works."
"I don't know why I love you."
"Why am I tied up? What's happening?"
"Shut the fuck up and eat your shitty frosted flakes."
"There's nothing to fear."
"Shut up! Do you want them to catch us?"
"We can be friends instead."
"Yell, scream, cry- just say something."
"You annoy the fuck outa me."
"Is s/he really just a friend?"
"That's not what I meant! You took that out of context!"
"You talk in your sleep."