Fuck the system

Advise me? Why?

I don't like being called anything else other than Draven. Not unless you were Ella who, despite my threats, continues to do so. But last time I checked you weren't her. So I call you Liz, you call me Draven. 

Funny, but I didn’t ask you to go underground. I just made a statement about being down there. What do you mean improvement?

Oh. Aight then. Thanks for destroying my hopes and dreams.

No, it doesn’t. Good… Drav? Yeah, no, I’ll stick with Draven.

Yeah, I'd actually advise you to stick with Draven. 

Hang around underground. Someone will hit on you, either by flirting or literally hitting you.

Oh my, I'm actually being asked to go to the underground. This is much of an improvement.

So, anybody been hitting on you?

Me? Being hit on? Surprisingly no.

Then call me Liz. No it doesn’t, psycho.

Yeah, it does. Fine then. Liz is fine.

I don’t like it. Call me by my name, not kid.

But kid is one less syllable than Lizzie. Also has a better ring to it.

So...

A beautiful dress, the music, dancing, cute boys, cute girls, new hair.

Wow. You're right that's really exciting. Why didn't I think of that? I need to buy a dress now. Quick, what color matches best with my eyes? Should I put my hair up or let it flow with the wind? Do you think someone cute's gonna ask me this time around?

What? You know it’s exciting.

What's so exciting about teenagers in formal attire "dancing" their way through the gym floor with subconscious hopes of maybe getting laid this time around?

Prom is coming up, how could somebody not be completely ecstatic?

I have no idea what you’re even like, talking about, so.

I don’t know.

Well, whatever. Anyone who's clearly younger than me, I refer to as kid. Nothing personal.

Not much to it really. He was hitting on me, got too grabby, so I hit him. [shrugs] Nothing epic.

It's pretty epic.