Hi! How are you doing? Hope you are doing good! Do you have any rare job fics if you havenât made a rec list yet? Thank you!!
Hi anon! Iâm doing good, what about you? :) boy, do I have odd jobs recs đ this list got a bit too long, so Iâve excluded a few popular tropes like: rentboys, Quidditch-related careers, curse breaker and all unusual Ministry careers. I might do a reclist for those another time. Enjoy!
Vintage by momatu (2017, Teen and Up, 7k)
Of all of the vineyards, in all of the regions, in all of France, Draco's blasted editor sends him to Potter's. Career choice: vintner Harry, photographer Draco
Magic Man by @dracogotgame (2016, Mature, 8k)
Draco has been exiled to live in the Muggle World, where he's actually doing alright as an amateur stage magician. Harry has been tasked to determine if he's using real magic to enhance his performances. Career choice: magician Draco
Stories in E Minor by @huldrejenta (2014, Explicit, 8.7k)
Draco has found his place in the Muggle world. He's got his music, he's got his neighbours and he is content. Until a certain someone from the past enters his life again. Career Choices: Teacher Harry (for children younger than Hogwarts age) and Jazz musician Draco
Kissed by @potteresque-ire (2015, Mature, 12k)
Draco Malfoy was attacked by a rogue Dementor on the night of his Azkaban release. He self-exiled to Muggle London and opened a late-night chocolate shop called Kissed. Career choice: chocolate shop owner Draco
The Weight of a Wanting Heart by @femmequixotic (2014, Explicit, 12k)
After nearly two decades hidden away in the Wiltshire countryside, Draco Malfoyâs surprised to see a familiar face come into his local. Career Choices: retired/beekeeper Harry, weathermancer Draco
Tuesday Nights by @firethesound (2013, Explicit, 15k)
The absolute last place Harry expected to see Malfoy was in a rundown Muggle cinema on a Tuesday night. Career choice: grocery store worker Draco
Lush Life by pir8fancier (2006, Explicit, 19k)
This is the sequel to Lettered. Draco is now the editor of a gay men's porn magazine and living in N.Y. His self-imposed exile from England is about to end. Career choice: magazine editor Draco
The Stars Above Us by 606, create_serenity (2015, Mature, 19k)
It started as an innocent day out taking Teddy to visit the local observatory. Somehow it became so much more. Career choice: Observatory worker Draco
We Might Be Too Old for a Bildungsroman by calrissian18 (2015, Teen and Up, 21k)
Harry finds something heâs been looking for since the warâs end. Admittedly, the packagingâs a bit odder than he expected. Career choice: coffee shop owner and hacker Draco
Under Pressure by VivacissimoVoce (2014, Mature, 21k)
Harry Potter has quit magic and left the wizarding world. Draco, a top-notch Tracker, has been hired to find him and save his life. Career choice: Tracker Draco
Ink (My Skin With Your Name) by Kandakicksass (2019, Mature, 22k)
Several years after the war, an ostracized Draco Malfoy covers himself in tattoos, becomes best friends with a muggle, and debates abandoning magical society entirely to work in a tattoo shop. All in all, he's having a hell of a time trying to figure out who he is and what he wants to do with his life. The last thing he needs is to run into Harry Potter, who seems intent on becoming his friend, even if he has to get a lot of ink to do it. Career choice: tattoo designer Draco
Breaking All The Rules by Frayach (2012, Explicit, 22k)
Malfoy is slowly wringing the last vestiges of pleasure from Harryâs life with all his rules and committees and agendas and reports. Or is he? Career choice: lawyers
Tuxedo Angel by tryslora (2013, Explicit, 25k)
Harry and Neville are looking for the infamous Dragon Lily, a Dark witch active throughout Europe and Asia. Instead, they find the Tuxedo Angel, a beautiful witch performing in Rome. Harry quickly discovers that the Angel is not what she seems, and fights his attraction to her, while both he and the Angel are drawn into a web created by ancient magic that pulls them together, whether they are ready for it or not. Career choice: singer Draco
Open For Repairs by @drarrytrash (2015, Mature, 35k)
After the war, Draco works at a tv repair shop and Harry breaks things. feat. sad boys in jumpers and more ABBA than is probably necessary. Career choice: TV repair worker Draco
Here's The Pencil, Make It Work by ignatiustrout (2013, Mature, 49k)
Harry thinks "Why is Malfoy working in a coffee shop in muggle London?" is a much simpler question than, "Are you going to accept that auror offer and, if you don't, what will you do?" Career choice: coffee shop worker Draco
(We'll Call This Fixer-Upper) Home by @phdmama (2018, Explicit, 52k)
Draco Malfoy hasnât set foot on English soil in ten years. After the war, he fled to America, where he found himself in a community, and healed himself through following his heart into music. Heâs now the lead singer and songwriter for an internationally known band, who have come back to headline the Wiltshire Music Festival. But as Draco is about to learn, his past isnât as far away as he might have believed, and his future may hold more than he ever could have dreamed. Career choices: singer/songwriter Draco, artist Harry
When It Alteration Finds by momatu (2014, Explicit, 55k)
After the war, Harry left most of the Wizarding world behind and built a new life for himself in the Channel Islands. He opened a bakery and is happy with his life. Draco is a fiction author who writes under a penname, and he's currently suffering from writer's block. His agent suggests he try writing in a new environment and rents a cottage in the Channel Islands for him. Career choice: bakery owner Harry, writer Draco
Hidden in Plain Sight by momatu (2013, Explicit, 56k)
Set four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, three years after Draco was abducted by person or persons unknown. Draco is now living in a small Muggle community and working in a library with no idea the Wizarding World exists, until one day, a bloke with a mop of just-shagged black hair comes in for storytime with a little boy to get out of the rain. Career choice: librarian Draco
I Am Not Who I Became by mab_di (2019, Explicit, 93k)
Draco left England after the trials and has travelled the world meeting wizards and Muggles from different cultures and with vastly different relationships to magic, each other, and the natural world. Now he's a fisherman in Finland on commercial vessels. Harry has been struggling since the war and has become a recluse while trying to write his autobiography. An invitation to the Hogwarts class of 1998's 15th reunion isn't welcomed by either of them, but neither could predict how the night, and their reunion, will upend their lives. Career choice: fisherman Draco, writer Harry
Check Me Out by @lqtraintracks (2015, Teen and Up, 3k)
Draco works as a librarian. Harry visits often and attempts (possibly) to flirt with Draco through his choice of books. Draco is not getting it. At all. Career choice: librarian Draco
Compliments to the Chef by @dracogotgame (2014, Explicit, 5k)
Harry's latest assignment is a toughie. He's been sent in to interview the newest face on the magical food and wine circuit. Career choices: chef Draco, food Critiquer Harry
A Portrait of the Artist by @firethesound (2013, Teen and Up, 5k)
When Harry Potter, reclusive artist, finally agrees to an interview, Draco can hardly believe that he'll be the one to do it. Career choices: artist Harry, journalist Draco
Harmony (Left-Handed Melody Remix) by mindabbles (2010, Mature, 6k)
He is the last person Draco was expecting, but then again, this is not a place Draco ever expected to be. Career choice: pianist Draco
the keys to your kingdom by thistle_verse (2016, Explicit, 7.5k)
It was nothing so elegant as fucking, the first time they came together. It was teeth just a little too sharpâ against a collarbone, on the right-side curve of a jaw, drawing blood from the plushest part of a bottom lip. It was the doorframe digging into the curve his spine was making of its own volition: closer, harder, more. Two hundred pain receptors per square inch in the human body and it was nothing but background noise in the explosion, the revelation, that was Harry Potterâs body against his. Career choice: Hit Wizard Draco
And Save Me From Bloody Men by @blamebrampton (2010, Teen and Up, 10k)
Draco Malfoy once watched others fighting to stop the world falling apart. This time, he's not just watching. Theme: war & politics
Solve Us Like a Mystery by tryslora (2013, Teen and Up, 11k)
When Harry stops in at the bookstore where Draco works, they find a surprising shared interest in mysteries. Draco doesn't expect to see Harry again, and he definitely doesn't expect to become the subject of unexpected investigation that may endanger the life of his unborn child, and at the same time, may bring him the kind of happiness he never thought he'd have after the war. Career choice: bookstore worker Draco
Aural Gratification by birdsofshore (2014, Explicit, 11k)
Harry's not gay â he just likes listening to exciting stories about Aurors. It's not his fault that the narrator's voice is so smooth, so expressive... and really rather hot. Career choices: Ministry desk job Harry, m/m romance narrator Draco
A Working Title by mindabbles (2016, Explicit, 12k)
Another in the long line of absurd biographies finally drives Harry to a desperate act. How desperate he doesn't know until his ghost writer shows up at his door. Career choice: Prophet columnist Harry, novelist Draco
Haute Allure by @lol-zeitgeistic (2014, Explicit, 12k)
Harry is famous for his menswear now. Malfoy is the inside leg that he loves running his tape measure up. Career choices: fashion designer Harry, model Draco
Party of Two by fireflavored (2012, Explicit, 13k)
Drinking, sex, and a total misreading of the concept of fuck buddies. Career choices: fashion designer Draco
Just One of Those Things by @kedavranox (2013, Explicit, 14k)
Harry and Draco have sex! Featuring a Muggle curious Draco, a deliciously amused Harry and a strangely perverted Luna. Loveâs a pretty scary thing when you find it. Especially when your parents just donât get it. Career choice: Magical Creatures specialist Harry
Moneymaker by dicta_contrion (2016, Explicit, 16k)
As a top trader, Draco has power and money, suits and cars, houses and good champagne - everything a person could want. So when Auror Potter comes looking for help, Draco can't think of anything that might persuade him to lend a hand. Well...maybe one thing. Career choice: trade agent Draco
The Strongest Affinity by @eidheann (2014, Teen and Up, 17k)
Trouble finding a wand for Scorpius leads Harry and Draco to something they never imagined. Career Choice: Wandmaker Harry
A Song Without Words by Omi_Ohmy (2013, Explicit, 20k)
When a violin goes missing, Draco has to work with Potter to clear both their names. Career choices: luthier Harry, antiques dealer Draco
He's So Lucky (He's a Star) by digthewriter (2015, Mature, 21k)
Potter has everything he could ever ask for. The perfect life. Then why does he look so sad when no one else is looking? Except for Draco, because Dracoâs always looking. Career choice: photographer Draco
With Great Yawns and Stretchings by sugar_screw (2016, Teen and Up, 22k)
The coffee is very good. Really. And the cats are so cute. That's why Harry goes so often. Career choice: coffee shop owner Draco
Chasing Treacle Tart (and Draco Malfoy) by xErised (2018, Explicit, 23k)
Malfoy, who is sentenced to work as a dinner lady in the Ministry canteen, has an annoying habit of withholding desserts from Harry. Harry puts up with it, but when Malfoy stops him from getting his beloved treacle tart, Harry is determined to do something about it. And Ron? He's really just there for the awkward flirting. Career choice: Diner lady Draco
Fallaway by @nerdherderette (2017, Explicit, 24k)
Following his disastrous outing at the Ministry Ball, Harry is determined to learn how to dance. So why do his lessons with Malfoy leave him feeling like he has two left feet? Career choice: Dance instructor Draco
Gossip Boys by mypetelephant (2012, Explicit, 24k)
Confiscated Dark objects have been disappearing from the Ministry, and journalist Harry Potter is on the case. Unfortunately, he has to drag along Draco Malfoy, gossip columnist extraordinaire, whose subject of choice is everyone's favorite desultory hero. Forced to contend with cursed objects, international smugglers, and a lesson on the value of gossip, all Harry wants is to put out a respectable article. Oh, and to forget a night that only Draco knows and will never write about. Career choices: journalist Harry, gossip columnist Draco
The Critiquer by dysonrules (2014, Explicit, 24k)
When Harry submits his cock photo to a renowned Cock Critiquer and gets a terrible review, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully improve his skills. Career Choices: Shiftless layabout Harry, Cock Critiquer Draco
Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo by who_la_hoop (2014, Teen and Up, 26k)
It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo. But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there? Career Choices: gentleman of leisure Harry, toilet salesman Draco.
The Boy and the Sleeping Prince by phoenixacid and @writcraft (2014, Explicit, 26k)
Harry is miserable and tired of being an Auror, coasting through life until heâs forced to make some changes. Spurred on by his passion for drawing and working with best-selling author Draco Malfoy, Harry develops a charm which gives children a magical, interactive reading experience. But when itâs time to test the spell, the two men find themselves trapped in a nightmarish fairy tale world. Can they escape unscathed, or is Draco right in his assertions that there is no such thing as a happily ever after? Career Choices: Illustrator Harry, Writer Draco
Pathless Woods by @shealwaysreads (2019, Explicit, 30k)
Harry finds himself unexpectedly reacquainted with Draco Malfoy when his work as an apprentice wandmaker takes him to Wiltshire. Amongst the trees Harry finds magic, growth, and a man who might finally be proving heâs worthy of the wand that chose him. Hawthorn, Unicorn hair, 10 inches, reasonably pliant. A story of found family, trees with feelings, belief in the power of growth, wandlore, and gratuitous description of Handsome Estate Owner⢠Draco Malfoy swanning around in white shirts and leather boots. Career choices: wandmaker Harry, wood grower Draco
On One's Knees by pir8fancier (2008, Explicit, 34k)
The war is over and to the victors go the spoils. If you are triggered by infidelity, this is not the fic for you. Career choices: janitor Draco, Healer Harry
Embers by @shiftylinguini (2017, Explicit, 41k)
Werewolf Alphas aren't meant to be alone, or to suppress their ruts indefinitely like Draco has been since he was bitten eight years ago. He needs company, companionship, to knot â he needs an Omega Heat Companion. At least, thatâs what the Healers say, and even Draco can admit contacting the person theyâve referred him to might be nice. Of course it turns out to be bloody Potter. Career choice: Omega Heat Companion Harry
Shine, Even in the Darkness by raitala (2014, Explicit, 41k)
Harry hasnât seen Draco for over fifteen years, but now heâs showing up everywhere and Harry is sort of weirdly attracted to him, but that canât be right? Career choice: trade agent Draco
Blood and Fire by @lqtraintracks (2017, Explicit, 45k)
Harry has spent the last twelve years in Romania, not returning to England as often as he knows he should. It's complicated. But when Ginny asks him to be her best man and help her plan her wedding, he can't say no. Having a reckoning with his choices, with himself, won't be easy. To say nothing of seeing Draco again. Career choice: dragon tamer Harry
Touch by @bixgirl1 (2017, Explicit, 45k)
When Harry is referred to a professional cuddler for the soothing power of touch, heâs dubious â even more so when the Cuddler who shows up turns out to be Malfoy. But in the years since the war, Malfoyâs changed, and over the next several days Harry is confronted by how much he still doesnât know about this new version of his old enemy â and by how much he wants to learn. Career choice: professional cuddler Draco
My Name Was Safest in Your Mouth by alpha_exodus (2017, Explicit, 46k)
Harry didnât ask for Malfoy to walk into his shop after so many years. But one event leads to another, and soon theyâre scrambling to help Hermione find the solution to one of the most insidious viruses the wizarding world has ever seen. To make matters worse, Malfoyâs hiding something, and Harry really wants to kiss himâexcept Malfoy doesnât date. Ever. Career choice: charms shop owner Harry
REVOLVEVLOVER by @firethesound and @lol-zeitgeistic (2014, Explicit, 46k)
The work Harry does is justifiable. Itâs justice. He works for his country, and his country is a republicâthe magical side, anyway. Itâs not laudable work, itâs not work heâs proud of, but itâs necessary work. Harry has always taken the necessary jobs that no one else has the stomach for. Itâs just that heâs never deciphered a kill sheet and seen Draco Malfoyâs name on it. Career Choices: Hit Wizard Harry, Anti-Government Extremist Draco.
Life Lessons by @bixgirl1 (2019, Explicit, 68k)
On the cusp of a promotion, Harry needs a little help with his image. Enter Draco Malfoy â who doesn't really do that, Potter â to whip him into shape⌠and make him feel things he hasn't for a very long time. Featuring: odd jobs, surprising chemistry, lots of accidental kissing, the Prophet living up to type, owls exhausted by the carrying of dirty letters, a secret no one can talk about, a merry band of Slytherins (none of whom really approve), and an enchanted mirror (who really, really does). Career choice: Etiquette instructor Draco
Headlights in the Snow by Saras_Girl (2016, Mature, 71k)
Whatâs big and purple and smells like tea? Harry is about to find out. Advent fic 2016. Career choice: Knight Bus driver Draco
Little Deaths and How to Avoid Them (or Draco Malfoy's Guide to Stop Dying and Start Living Instead) by dustmouth, nerakrose (2018, Teen and Up, 96k)
Malfoy is way too interested in coroner reports for somebody who's definitely not looking for ways to die, Harry wants to be friends with him, and Ginny wants to break up with Harry. Features: Little League Quidditch, an abundance of bath bombs, happy endings, and gay robots in space. Career choice: librarian & kids Quidditch coach Harry
Give Me a Quiet Mind by calrissian18 (2013, Teen and Up, 16k)
Draco is Weasleyâs assistant. Except for the week heâs not. Whose brilliant idea was that again? Featuring offices in Edinburgh, an epic Measley Bromance (that no one will admit exists), several unrequited crushes, fantastical revenge scenarios, coffee snobbery, the dreaded â yet adorable â toddler terror, promises of organ swapping, a play about Scottish history (no one cares), sequins, and the League of Snarky Secretaries!
The Songbirds of Avebury Manor by @tessacrowley (2018, Explicit, 18k)
Harry Potter presents as alpha at fifteen, and it is supposed to change his life for the better. Instead, it leads him to a beautiful noble omega he cannot have, a political plot he cannot escape, and a threat on his life.
Black Coffee on a Lonely Night by @femmequixotic (2009, Mature, 21k)
Draco owns a cafĂŠ in the city. Harry's a MP who comes in every morning, newspapers in one hand, BlackBerry in the other, and orders a triple espresso macchiato.
Unexpected Turn by Oakstone730 (2015, Explicit, 27k)
English real estate developer Draco Malfoy is in America to find his long lost cousin and escape a scandal. When his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, his trip takes an unexpected turn. (Fleeting mentions of Neville/Ginny and past-Draco/Krum)
Synthetic Bonds by mypetelephant (2012, Mature, 116k)
Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco.
Dropped Dead Gorgeous by dustmouth (2017, Teen and Up)
Draco Malfoy is hired to organise a funeral party on the anniversary of Harry Potter's first death. This of course has everything to do with how he is a true artiste with lace, fripperies, and dead bodies, and absolutely nothing to do with why Harry Potter keeps inviting him out to dinner. Career choice: funeral organizer Draco