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@drandrewschraderthearchaeologist
So we went to the Barbie movie today. It was great. Felt really represented by Sugar('s) Daddy Ken and Magic Earring Ken. Music was a bop. Acting was stunning. This movie slays. 10/10

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OKAY I'LL MAKE MY OWN POST ABOUT IT.
WHEN ANDREW SCHRADER FOUND OUT THAT TARGENT KIDNAPPED LAYTONS BIOLOGICAL PARENTS AND THEN THREATENED TO KILL HIS ADOPTIVE ONES, HE CHASED THEM DOWN WHILST THROWING THR THE ELYSIAN BOX AT THEM
Of course I did! Layton is like a son of mine!
Should I give Rexy a bow?
Yes
No
The public has decided. I have to admit: Rexy looks quite dashing.
HAPPY IDES OF MARCH EVERYONE! 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡
I put the Homo in Homo sapiens
I put the yaoi in Professor Layton yaoi
That's the spirit!

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I put the Homo in Homo sapiens
Raymond and I are going to lidl, anyone need something?
Could you pick up some mugs please? We have a ghost now apparently and he's destroying our cups
okay so I have some mugs for you and the requested condoms and black tea for @drandrewschraderthearchaeologist
(I got a few different kinds since I wasn't sure which type you wanted)
strangely enough there was an Aldi inside of the Lidl so uh...... if anyone needs something from Aldi let me know since.... apparently that's where I am now.
Since you're offering, I wouldn't mind some donuts. I think I need to spice my life up a bit and try some that aren't from greggs.
Can you pick up a life possibly?
I'll see what I can do
okay I have gotten a little lost but at least I've found the fruit sectio-
nevermind..... my mood is ruined now
I guess I'll just get the donuts and... life now
WHERE THE FUCK AM I
AND WHO PUT RAYMOND ON THE Z AXIS
Welcome to Greggs! What can I- Descole? I thought you were in Aldi- Holy shit what the fuck is that old man doing
Clive just get the broom. This happens more often than you'd think.
What do you MEAN THIS HAPPENS MORE OFTEN THAN I THINK?!?! WHY ARE WE INSIDE AN ALDI????
...
F-Fine. Here's the broom....
We're connected to the back of the Aldi! That's why I'm there in the first picture. I was on my lunch break and needed to do some quick shopping so I went around back to get some stuff.
As for Raymond, you know how older people are with directions. They get a little confused.
BE CAREFUL WITH MY RAYMOND!!
HE JUST HAD HIP SURGERY
Wait where-
NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE! YOU SCARED HIM!
RAYMOND WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING??
goddammit I just wanted to go to lidl
I don't like it here I want to go home :(
where is Raymond? Where is my shopping cart? I don't know.
*Ding!*
You Found A Hint Coin!
a hint coin...... I can't be too far away from civilisation then
double_bark.mp3
。:゚▽˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶▽ ゚:。
day two of being lost in the lidl/aldi/greggs/backroo-
wait
OMG PUPPY!!! HI!!!
Round 1: Evil Bill Hawks vs. Claire
Who will make it to round 2?
Evil Bill
Claire
Raymond and I are going to lidl, anyone need something?
If you could bring me a box of black tea I would be immensely grateful. Oh, and condoms! Always stay protected ;)
I am groundbreaking. Not just from 9 to 5

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Men love me. The British Museum fears me.
@definitely-future-luke I apologize. I shouldn’t pry into situations that have nothing to do with me.
As an apology, would you please come to my tea party? It’s by the Thames, and there’s a nice view.
Hmm... Well, I was just engaged in a weird, patriotic, wizard battle with you, buuuuut I do love some tea...
Eh, what the hell. I'll come!
Thank you. What’s your favorite tea? Since moving here, I’ve started to grow accustomed to the culture of England. It’s quite different to that back home, but sometimes different is good.
Hmm. I will admit that my favourite is some simple "English breakfast tea" as you Americans call it, with a side of greggs donuts.
... I am glad that you're becoming more settled here, I imagine that it is quite the change, moving all that way!
Yeah well it’s better than the death threats I used to get.
I lived near the coast back in America, so we’d go to the beach a lot when I was little. I used to be so scared of the water, but eventually I got over my fear and learned how to swim. Do you know how to swim? It’s quite fun.
Death threats...? Well, I'm glad that's not happening over here?
...no, I never learned how to swim. Admittedly it's kind of embarrassing, considering I'm an adult.
Oh, that’s unfortunate that you don’t know how to swim.
Did you know it’s not recommended to swim in the Thames? Apparently it’s really dirty. As to be expected, it is a river after all.
Don’t worry about the death threats, my sister’s in prison now so they won’t be coming back.
...oh. Well, I won't pry
Yes, the Thames is, frankly, filthy. That's why jellied eels are so expensive. They used to be a standard working class food, but the pollution in the Thames killed them all off, and now they're only really sold as a kind of expensive delicacy.
Wait what am I doing? Will Hawks be mad that I'm talking about eels with the person who literally just tried killing him? Oh well
Hey, don’t worry. My family is a mess, that much isn’t really a secret.
Speaking of secrets, could you keep one? There’s something I want to show you but you have to promise not to tell anyone.
I kind of know better than to trust some random stranger, but since I've already drank your tea, if you've decided to poison me I'm kind of screwed. So yeah. At this point why not.
Ok.
*Throws Clive into the thames*
Have fun drowning!
OH SHIT OG FUCK IM DROWNING AHHHHH
S-sorry! I’m here, Hawks! Future Luke, try to stay there! I’ll come to you!
Disappears under the water
NO! Damn, I was too late! Now he’s…
…! The current…
I-I CAN’T GET OUT! HELP!
Alfendi! No! Grab my hand-!
Dad! Did you come here for me? …even after I joined Hawks?
Ghh…! I’m trying to hold on…
We’re gonna get you out, Alfendi! Take my hand too! We can hoist you up if there’s 2 of us pulling—
Ok…! I trust you!
*is pulled out*
Thank goodness! Alfendi, are you ok?! Gosh, we'll need to dry you off, you'll catch a cold!
Ah.. what's this...? I appear to be crying. Ah let me just wipe my face...
T-thank you both!
It’s strange… I knew it was dangerous… yet I still jumped in-
Ah! My head…! Damn it!
…did Bill leave? I don’t see him anywhere…
I SEE HIM! ALFENDI SAN, YAOI SAN, WATCH OUT!!!!
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHnyahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
…DAMN IT! I’m almost… there!
TOO BAD FOR YOU. MY FATHER TAUGHT ME WELL.
BEAM OF MISOGYNY. PERISH.
Professor yaoi vs. Transcole vs. Greggs
Which two will go onto round 2?
Professor Yaoi
Transcole
GREGGS
VOTE FOR MY AMAZING LOVELY HUSBAND LAYTON YAOI 😘🥰
VOTE LAYTON YAOI
Reminds me of my husband
Gentlemen I present to you…
Our main cast: Voting starts tomorrow
Please people. Also vote for my lovely boyfriends professor Layton yaoi and randall bratscot <3
YOU WANT TITS? I'LL GIVE YOU TITS. FREE OF CHARGE!
Fun fact: my family owns a delightful franchise of restaurants called "Hawkers", because we are very cool original tit enjoyers!
If you like tits. You know who to vote for.
So we’re pulling out the big naturals now are we? Well two people can play at that game, hawks.
behold my EVEN BIGGER naturals! Way better than whatever saggy bags that guy calls “boobs”.
what’s that? more of an ass kinda person you say? I got you covered too.
If you like GOOD tits and ass, you know who to vote for ;)
Hmph! Just one problem, Ledore…
THOSE NATURALS ARE FAKE.
Let’s take a look at the evidence shall we?
Here’s your sprite from Miracle Mask. Notice the sad, twiggy build and COMPLETE lack of titty or ass?
And now, lets take a look at MY sprite.
The difference is instantly noticeable! Check out the absolute girth of my chest. And if you direct your attention near my right shoulder (top left of the image) you'll notice my boob is visibly distinct from my chest!
THEREFORE!
Your... naturals... are... FAKE! I rest my case!
Clearly he's currently binding in his sprite smh
People binding their big naturals in public are hot as fuck
thank you forever I love you
You're welcome, dear colleague :)

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Gentlemen I present to you…
Our main cast: Voting starts tomorrow
Please people. Also vote for my lovely boyfriends professor Layton yaoi and randall bratscot <3
YOU WANT TITS? I'LL GIVE YOU TITS. FREE OF CHARGE!
Fun fact: my family owns a delightful franchise of restaurants called "Hawkers", because we are very cool original tit enjoyers!
If you like tits. You know who to vote for.
So we’re pulling out the big naturals now are we? Well two people can play at that game, hawks.
behold my EVEN BIGGER naturals! Way better than whatever saggy bags that guy calls “boobs”.
what’s that? more of an ass kinda person you say? I got you covered too.
If you like GOOD tits and ass, you know who to vote for ;)
Hmph! Just one problem, Ledore…
THOSE NATURALS ARE FAKE.
Let’s take a look at the evidence shall we?
Here’s your sprite from Miracle Mask. Notice the sad, twiggy build and COMPLETE lack of titty or ass?
And now, lets take a look at MY sprite.
The difference is instantly noticeable! Check out the absolute girth of my chest. And if you direct your attention near my right shoulder (top left of the image) you'll notice my boob is visibly distinct from my chest!
THEREFORE!
Your... naturals... are... FAKE! I rest my case!
Clearly he's currently binding in his sprite smh
People binding their big naturals in public are hot as fuck
I love my husband and his big naturals
It's nice to see someone else loves to ponder those magnificent orbs as well