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should pineapple be on pizza

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 27, 2023

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crazyplrpsexyman

Emmy vs. Heritage Blog

Who do you want to see in round 4

Emmy

Heritage blog

Voting ended onApr 15, 2023

theemmyaltava

((vote for me. I will be returning soon... ;]))

#crazy pl rp sexyman tournament

crazyplrpsexyman

Which 2 will go to round 3?

Evil Bill

Emmy

Akiro Hino

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

theemmyaltava

IF YOU GUYS LIKE ME SO MUCH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF AMERICA IT'S SO SCARY HERE THEY KEEP SAYING YEEHAW AT ME

definitely-future-luke

EMMY! I'm so glad to hear from you-

Wait how the fuck are you in America??? Shit, this is all Heritage Posts' fault! Er, do you have enough money for an plane ticket? I can send you some cash if you need some.

theemmyaltava

I went looking for you and now I'm stuck! I only have pounds on me at the moment and they won't convert them for me, so sending me more won't do much. I walked up to the till and they pointed and laughed at me for being British and made me do a little dance. I hate it here.

definitely-future-luke

That's insane! I think the next time I see an American I'll bully them for you as revenge- Anyway! I'll try and convert some pounds. or maybe you could try and sneak onto a plane? That could work...

theemmyaltava

First of all, thanks Clive. I can always count on you. Second of all, I will try to sneak on a plane. Will update with more info. Wish me luck.

#theemmyaltava #definitely future luke

crazyplrpsexyman

Which 2 will go to round 3?

Evil Bill

Emmy

Akiro Hino

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

theemmyaltava

IF YOU GUYS LIKE ME SO MUCH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF AMERICA IT'S SO SCARY HERE THEY KEEP SAYING YEEHAW AT ME

henry-led0re

Why are you in America????

theemmyaltava

I went looking for Clive and now I'm here and I can't get back.

henry-led0re

board a plane or something?

theemmyaltava

I only have a few quid on me and they won't convert it for me to buy a ticket. :(

#theemmyaltava #henry led0re

crazyplrpsexyman

Which 2 will go to round 3?

Evil Bill

Emmy

Akiro Hino

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

theemmyaltava

IF YOU GUYS LIKE ME SO MUCH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF AMERICA IT'S SO SCARY HERE THEY KEEP SAYING YEEHAW AT ME

definitely-future-luke

EMMY! I'm so glad to hear from you-

Wait how the fuck are you in America??? Shit, this is all Heritage Posts' fault! Er, do you have enough money for an plane ticket? I can send you some cash if you need some.

theemmyaltava

I went looking for you and now I'm stuck! I only have pounds on me at the moment and they won't convert them for me, so sending me more won't do much. I walked up to the till and they pointed and laughed at me for being British and made me do a little dance. I hate it here.

#theemmyaltava #definitely future luke

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crazyplrpsexyman

Which 2 will go to round 3?

Evil Bill

Emmy

Akiro Hino

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

theemmyaltava

IF YOU GUYS LIKE ME SO MUCH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF AMERICA IT'S SO SCARY HERE THEY KEEP SAYING YEEHAW AT ME

henry-led0re

Why are you in America????

theemmyaltava

I went looking for Clive and now I'm here and I can't get back.

#theemmyaltava #henry led0re

crazyplrpsexyman

Which 2 will go to round 3?

Evil Bill

Emmy

Akiro Hino

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

theemmyaltava

IF YOU GUYS LIKE ME SO MUCH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF AMERICA IT'S SO SCARY HERE THEY KEEP SAYING YEEHAW AT ME

#theemmyaltava

America Log 1

It appears that the weird dimensional being has made it to where I am now in a place called Steam Bison, America. I don't even know how I managed to get here through the British shops, but it seems that that any building I enter here is normal. I still have yet to clock out from my job and I don't know if I'll have one by the end of this journey. I'm going to try to find a payphone and call to tell them abt my and Clive's situation. Maybe he's already managed to escape. Hopefully. I miss his presence and his lectures about League of Legends. He was the sanest coworker I had.

As I write my thoughts down here people keep saying "badda bing badda boom." I'm shaking what does that MEAN.

#theemmyaltava

theemmyaltava

Okay if I just retrace my steps I should be good to go on getting back to the Greggs so I can FINALLY clock out after 2 days. Take a left... take a... right I think? Uh... how did it go again? I'll just go with my gut.

GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT. WHERE AM I NOW.

gizmosdog

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theemmyaltava

IS THAT A PUPPY. HI PUPPY :D

#theemmyaltava #gizmosdog

Okay if I just retrace my steps I should be good to go on getting back to the Greggs so I can FINALLY clock out after 2 days. Take a left... take a... right I think? Uh... how did it go again? I'll just go with my gut.

GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT. WHERE AM I NOW.

#theemmyaltava

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theemmyaltava

Clive's been missing for a couple of hours now. Where the hell did he go?? Better check the break room.

OH GOD DAMMIT WHO LET THE DIMENSION-WARPING ENTITY OUT OF THE WALMART.

henry-led0re

The what

theemmyaltava

I don't know its face but I know it lived in the Walmart down the street from the Greggs. I think someone let it escape and now it's doing the thing where it connects all the British stores that have ever existed together into one hell dimension.

I hope I get paid overtime for this.

#theemmyaltava #henry led0re

greggslover

I think maybe i should go to greggs. I miss greggs .

theemmyaltava

GREGGS LOVER DON'T GO TO GREGGS THE HELL DIMENSION-

#theemmyaltava #greggs lover

randall-bratscot

I'm not dealing with my friends on Tumblr because I don't need that drama.

Anyways I got eliminated on the first round of the tournament wtf

theemmyaltava

Sorry to hear that man. If it help we're all currently stuck in a weird hell dimension :)

#theemmyaltava #randall bratscot

Clive's been missing for a couple of hours now. Where the hell did he go?? Better check the break room.

OH GOD DAMMIT WHO LET THE DIMENSION-WARPING ENTITY OUT OF THE WALMART.

#theemmyaltava

jean-transcole

Raymond and I are going to lidl, anyone need something?

professor-layton-yaoi

Could you pick up some mugs please? We have a ghost now apparently and he's destroying our cups

jean-transcole

okay so I have some mugs for you and the requested condoms and black tea for @drandrewschraderthearchaeologist

(I got a few different kinds since I wasn't sure which type you wanted)

strangely enough there was an Aldi inside of the Lidl so uh...... if anyone needs something from Aldi let me know since.... apparently that's where I am now.

definitely-future-luke

Since you're offering, I wouldn't mind some donuts. I think I need to spice my life up a bit and try some that aren't from greggs.

crazyplrpsexyman

Can you pick up a life possibly?

jean-transcole

I'll see what I can do

jean-transcole

okay I have gotten a little lost but at least I've found the fruit sectio-

nevermind..... my mood is ruined now

I guess I'll just get the donuts and... life now

jean-transcole

WHERE THE FUCK AM I

AND WHO PUT RAYMOND ON THE Z AXIS

definitely-future-luke

Welcome to Greggs! What can I- Descole? I thought you were in Aldi- Holy shit what the fuck is that old man doing

theemmyaltava

Clive just get the broom. This happens more often than you'd think.

definitely-future-luke

What do you MEAN THIS HAPPENS MORE OFTEN THAN I THINK?!?! WHY ARE WE INSIDE AN ALDI????

...

F-Fine. Here's the broom....

theemmyaltava

We're connected to the back of the Aldi! That's why I'm there in the first picture. I was on my lunch break and needed to do some quick shopping so I went around back to get some stuff.

As for Raymond, you know how older people are with directions. They get a little confused.

#theemmyaltava #jean transcole #professor layton yaoi #definitely future luke #others

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jean-transcole

Raymond and I are going to lidl, anyone need something?

professor-layton-yaoi

Could you pick up some mugs please? We have a ghost now apparently and he's destroying our cups

jean-transcole

okay so I have some mugs for you and the requested condoms and black tea for @drandrewschraderthearchaeologist

(I got a few different kinds since I wasn't sure which type you wanted)

strangely enough there was an Aldi inside of the Lidl so uh...... if anyone needs something from Aldi let me know since.... apparently that's where I am now.

definitely-future-luke

Since you're offering, I wouldn't mind some donuts. I think I need to spice my life up a bit and try some that aren't from greggs.

crazyplrpsexyman

Can you pick up a life possibly?

jean-transcole

I'll see what I can do

jean-transcole

okay I have gotten a little lost but at least I've found the fruit sectio-

nevermind..... my mood is ruined now

I guess I'll just get the donuts and... life now

jean-transcole

WHERE THE FUCK AM I