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Ok. But what about the simple minded scientists?
In the name of my friend I will punt your son into the fucking stratosphere

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Shout out to corrupt politicians !!!!
@billhawks
Ok. But what about the simple minded scientists?
In the name of my friend I will punt your son into the fucking stratosphere

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Clive vs. Caroline Hawks vs. Don Paulo
Which 2 will go to round 3?
Clive
Caroline
Paul
@definitely-future-luke @carolinehawks @the-donpaolo
Round 1: Evil Bill Hawks vs. Claire
Who will make it to round 2?
Evil Bill
Claire
hrnghhh am bored.......
*plans evil scheme like a boss*
….at this point @evilbillhawks feels less like an ‘evil version’ and more of a anti-thesis.
Also Evil Bill Hawks would you like to use a different name other than evil bill hawks? It can be any name you think of, if youd like?
I never thought about mai own identity b4!!!! X333 I-I don’t knyow… uhhh… if I’m allowed 2 :/
He's trying to confuse you Bill don't listen

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Round 1: Don Paulo vs. Dr Alain Staghngun
Who will make it to round 2?
Don Paulo
Dimitri Allen
fuck yeah vote me
I’m proud to announce the official Heritage-Campaign, running under the slogan of “united against Hawks”.
Remember to vote for these guys!
@henry-led0re
@the-donpaolo
@professor-layton-yaoi
@jean-transcole (he’s only here to let Professor Layton yaoi win)
@dralainstahngun
@billhawks, I saw you’re trying to gather your own campaign. Nice Idea. So I’m just gonna steal it and start my own, superior campaign.
And I’m proud to announce that @henry-led0re is it’s first member. Remember to vote for him!
bill hawks is endangering me and my babygirl’s son AND he’s my adversary so I’m proud to announce myself that this is true, I support this campaign against him!
This is true! He threatened my son and I'm STILL SO MAD ABOUT THAT 🤬😡🤬🏀🏀🏀🤬🏀🏀
I'm joining
Don Paolo? This is somewhat of a surprise, but I suppose an enemy of Bill Hawks is an ally of mine!
what if it was all comphet and I actually had a crush on you
wouldn't that easily explain the cool ass flying car I built you and how I really did not gaf that Claire was somehow back
@billhawks, I saw you’re trying to gather your own campaign. Nice Idea. So I’m just gonna steal it and start my own, superior campaign.
And I’m proud to announce that @henry-led0re is it’s first member. Remember to vote for him!
bill hawks is endangering me and my babygirl’s son AND he’s my adversary so I’m proud to announce myself that this is true, I support this campaign against him!
This is true! He threatened my son and I'm STILL SO MAD ABOUT THAT 🤬😡🤬🏀🏀🏀🤬🏀🏀
I'm joining
Hello mr Paolo, I have an offer for you regarding the tournament.
I know that we both share a hatred for Mr. Hawks. Also I like your criminal tactics you plan to use. As you are probably aware @billhawks has gathered his so called “Hawks Campaign”. To spite him, I’m on a mission to gather my own, better campaign. How would you like to be a part of it?
@layton-heritage-posts
I'm im. My fellow criminal @dralainstahngun would also be willing to join I'm sure, although there is that problem of us being put against one another in round 1

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you have a tragic backstory????
*evil bill lowers his head, ears and tail drooping as he recounts his tragic backstory*
u see... I wasn't always like dis 3: I had made the time machine with claire senpai and dimitri senpai and well... it didn't work. actually, it did but not the way we were expecting. :( it blew up all of london and a lot of people were thrown into the time stream and to various time periodz where we lost each other. it sucked BUT I think everyone got awesome powerz!!!! :D
4 meh I got sent to 2012 and found the interwebz!!! X3333 I'm hoping to find the otherz becuz I miss them vvvv much 33: anywayz time 2 read teh new homestuck upd8 XDDDD
absolutely heartbreaking
bitchez luv when I hit them with teh nyah x3333
you tell 'em Bill
Sir, have you considered using your prodigious lactation skills to feed the hungry citizens of your beautiful nation?
Hmm. A grand idea, but my milk is simply too special to be given away. I only give it to my most loyal voters. Have the hungry citizens simply considered not being poor?
what does "lol" mean?
someone needs to get their grandpa
@jean-transcole @dralainstahngun you down for crime?
eh, sure why not
@jean-transcole good. fraud time

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@jean-transcole @dralainstahngun you down for crime?
actually fuck it let's sabotage this tournament I crave crime