Dr. Ambroise de l'Orme

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

reanimate my will to live

Wake me up inside

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

“suffering doesn’t make you better, it just makes you suffer” - maus

Good night dear tumblr people. :)

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

that image that goes i want to do this. do it. but im scared. do it scared. changed my life

original image by janis ozolins

You know what, fuck you. *Romanticizes the monstrous in a way that is deeply compelling to people who feel they've been ostracized from mainstream society in one way or another, and also at least a little bit horny*

in the wizard community rent for a place like this starts at around 3,000 rusty old coins