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Imagine Your OTP

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

being a guy in love with a guy is not always cute or romantic or soft or tender. sometimes it's pushing your boyfriend's face away yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he's a himbo with no sense of self preservation

update: he got bronchitis! you'll never guess how

This level of romance or don’t even bother

"why are people attracted to vampires theres nothing inherently attractive about them" we all know why people are into vampires its just that none of us wanna be the one to say it

homophobic that im not a man in 1845 but the sexy version of 1845 where im wearing a poofy cool shirt and its a stormy summer night so i run to the big abandoned mansion for shelter and as i light a candle and walk the corridors i see portraits of a dashingly handsome man who seemingly never ages and then with a clap of thunder the top of the stairs illuminate and i see him standing there wearing a cape and then he tops me for like 7 hours at least

thats right gay men like vampires too. not all of us are into warewolves some of us are intellectuals

i mean im not but statistically speaking theres gotta be at least one who is

Nobody is immune to the neck kiss

love is real but im evil now

Me, very loudly, while sticking my neck out: Gosh, I hope no vampires bite me. That’d suck. Being bitten by a vampire, that is. Boy, I sure do hope there are no vampires waiting to come out and bite me while my neck is so open and exposed like this. I’d sure hate to have that happen. 

*puts a hello kitty bandaid over my childhood trauma*