when uma thurman said “i’ve been waiting. to feel. less angry. and when i’m ready. i’ll say what i have to say.”

i would like to be the kindest version of myself

im attracted to men but at what cost

guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying

small talk: did you mean, normal lying

the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying

Don’t call me out like this.

a to-do list: did you mean, aspirational lying

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

I’m too romantic and unrealistic

wish i didn’t have neighbors so I could lay outside on the grass with my titties out like god intended

one of my many talents includes accidentally having naps when I shouldn’t

*organizes life at 3am*