“Are you talking to me? I wasn’t listening”
“Big surprise there. I asked if you were gonna be home tonight or not, cause if not I wanna go to a friend’s house.”
“Dude, I’m like always home.. Ish.. Maybe.. I dunno. Ask your mom”
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“Are you talking to me? I wasn’t listening”
“Big surprise there. I asked if you were gonna be home tonight or not, cause if not I wanna go to a friend’s house.”
“Dude, I’m like always home.. Ish.. Maybe.. I dunno. Ask your mom”

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anger // accusations .
“ where is he — ”
“ where is she !? ”
“ you’re late. again. ”
“ don’t you think i know why you never come home anymore? “
“ you did this ! you were the one who ____ “
“ you did this. “
“ this is all your fault ! ”
“ without you i would never have been in this mess !”
“ don’t you dare to put this on me ! ”
“ don’t you think i see what you are doing ? ”
“ don’t you think i know what you are up to ? ”
“ are you — for real now ? ”
“ you told him/her/them !”
“ you told him/her/them, didn’t you !”
“I feel like a third-wheel.”
“If you feel it, you probably are”
“oh wow thank you for the mood buster” jade rolled her eyes at the man unsure of his possible reactions
“Hey, didn’t say I’m here to boost the mood, I’m just here to say it as it is. You should appreciate my honesty”
“Yeah usually I do but you didn’t have to be so brutal” she rolled her eyes at him “I honestly don’t know what interns see in you.”
“That’s the main problem, people not being brutal enough. I was just the right amount of brutal for you. And they see their boss, and the best damn peds surgeon, and I’m also hot, right?”
“I feel like a third-wheel.”
“If you feel it, you probably are”
“oh wow thank you for the mood buster” jade rolled her eyes at the man unsure of his possible reactions
“Hey, didn’t say I’m here to boost the mood, I’m just here to say it as it is. You should appreciate my honesty”
“Dude, I stole your lunch”
“Hey, go get your own lunch!” // @dralexk
“Nope, I’m happy to steal or share yours”

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“I feel like a third-wheel.”
“If you feel it, you probably are”
Kinda gonna get my activity back up.. A little bit.
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Jealousy meme
requested by @momokitty27! i set it up into a few different categories so it’s not just for couples but for a whole range of relationships!
for couples
“I noticed them checking you out.”
“Were you checking them out?”
“So… they’re good-looking, right?”
“Don’t lie to me and say you don’t think they’re hot.”
“Just admit that you like them.”
“Come on; even I know that they’re hotter than me.”
“It’s not fair that they get to be around you all day and I don’t.”
“They were hitting on you.”
‘I know you liked it when they were hitting on you.”
“Would you like me more if I was more like them?”
“They’re not (funnier / cuter / better looking ) than me, are they?”
“Are you going to leave me for them?”
“Would you leave me for them if you had the chance?”
for characters talking to their unrequited crush
“You deserve better than them.”
“They’re not even that good-looking.”
“What do you see in them?”
“Why do you stay with them?”
“Wanna tell me what they did to upset you this time?”
“If I had someone as wonderful as you, I would (never forget our anniversaries / always cherish you / etc).”
“You should just leave them.”
for characters talking about their ex
“I wonder what they’re doing right now.”
“Their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) isn’t right for them.”
“I can’t stop thinking about them with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate).”
“They moved on so quickly.”
“I get angry thinking about anyone else having them, even though I don’t have them myself.”
“Do you think they were cheating on me with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) before we broke up?”
“They never looked at me like they look at them.”
for friends
“I noticed you hanging out with (character’s name) lately.”
“You hung out with them and didn’t invite me?”
“I feel like a third-wheel.”
“They’re pretty fun, right?”
“Maybe I shouldn’t come and let you two hang out together instead.”
“I know that they’re more interesting than me.”
“You two have more in common, anyways.”
“It’s alright; I have other friends.”
for children characters talking to their parents
“No! I don’t want a new (brother / sister)!”
“You like (sibling’s name) more than me.”
“If I get a new (brother / sister), you’re going to love them more.”
“We haven’t played together since you had the baby.”
“I hate my (brother / sister)!”
“They’re not better than me! They can’t even use the bathroom right!”
random
“Am I hotter than that person?”
“So many people have achieved so much by this age, yet here I am.”
“I’m a better (cook / surfer / etc) than them.”
“They’re not even that good at (cooking / surfing / etc)…”
“I look better in this than them, right?”
“Do you think I could pull off that (hat / dress / etc) like them?”
“Whatever; I’m not jealous.”
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“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”
“Don’t be so worried, dude. What’s the worst that could happen? Big bad Sloan finds out? I’m not scared”
Sad and Soft {Sentence Starters}
❛❛ I took your hoodie and I’m not giving it back. ❜❜
❛❛ Please just… just hold me. ❜❜
❛❛ C’mere. Lean on me. ❜❜
❛❛ You look like you need a hug. Come here. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m never leaving this blanket nest ever again. ❜❜
❛❛ I know you don’t like hugs, but… I could really use one right now… ❜❜
❛❛ Just stay a little longer. Please. ❜❜
❛❛ It’s so cold outside, but you’re so warm… ❜❜
❛❛ I’m sorry. I should have asked first, just… it reminded me of you. ❜❜
❛❛ Let me hold you for a while. ❜❜
❛❛ It’s okay. I’ve got you. ❜❜
❛❛ Everything hurts. Being with you is the only good thing in the world anymore. ❜❜
❛❛ Hey, hey, don’t cry. It’s okay. C’mon, come sit under the blanket with me. ❜❜
❛❛ All I want to do is sit and eat cookies and watch cheesy romcoms right now. But I’d love some company. ❜❜
❛❛ I brought blankets, takeout, and your favourite movie. I know it won’t fix everything, but it might help. ❜❜
❛❛ Please stay with me tonight. I don’t want to be alone. ❜❜
❛❛ I made some tea. Now, do you need to talk? Or should I just put on some music? ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not going to leave. I’ll stay as long as you need me to. ❜❜
❛❛ Your hair’s soft… I just want to pet it until I forget everything but how soft it is… ❜❜
❛❛ Shh, shh. It’s okay. You’re alright. You’re safe now. ❜❜
❛❛ I know you’re hurting right now, and I’m so sorry. Tell me what will help and I’ll do it. ❜❜
❛❛ I just want to see you smile again. ❜❜
❛❛ This is stupid but… could you sing to me? You have such a nice voice, and I think it might help calm me down… you don’t have to, but… ❜❜
❛❛ Lay your head in my lap and try to get some rest. ❜❜
Helping My Injured Muse Sentence Starters
“Oh, God, you’re bleeding. You’re bleeding a lot.”
“Stop squirming, I’m trying to help.”
“Hang on, I got you.”
“Just lean on me, I’ll help you walk.”
“We should get that looked at.”
“Don’t tilt your head back, you’ll make your nosebleed worse!”
“Just sit up and breathe, ok?”
“Eh, you’ll be fine. I think. Maybe.”
“What ever you do, don’t go to sleep. Stay awake.”
“Oooooo. That looks painful.”
“Oh, thank God! Don’t scare me like that!”
“How the hell did you do this to yourself?”
“Hey, hey, stay with me, ok?”
“You stopped breathing.”
“Oh look, it’s alive.”
“Take deep breaths, you’ll be fine.”
“Arms shouldn’t move like that…”
“What happened to your leg?!”
“Yep, that’s broken alright. How’d you manage that?”
“Here’s some ice.”
“You’re welcome, by the way.”
“Do you need an ice pack for that shiner?”
“Yeesh, you look like shit.”
“Wait, you were mugged?!”
“Is that a stab/gunshot wound?”
“Ok, ew. I’m not cleaning that up.”
“Easy, easy! Just lay down, you hit your head.”
“You probably have a concussion, so I wouldn’t be moving arou d too much if I were you.”
“We thought you were dead!”
“On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?”
“Can you walk on your own?”
“You’re getting blood on my clothes!”
“How many fingers am I holding up?”
secret relationship .
painful
“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”
“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”
“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”
“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”
“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”
“ are you sure we will — ? ”
“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”
“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”
“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”
“ is this a joke to you?”
“ i deleted all our texts. ”
“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”
“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”
“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”
provoked
“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”
“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”
“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”
“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”
“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”
“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”
“ is this a joke to you — ?!”
“ stop that — we’re in public. ”
“ no, not until we get home. ”
“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”
“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”
steamy
“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”
“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”
“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”
“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”
“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”
“ i missed your scent…”
“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”
“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”
“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”
“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”
“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”
innocent
“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”
“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”
“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”
“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”
“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”
“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”
“ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”
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Sexual tension sentence starters
as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall
Angry
“Make me.”
“I dare you.”
“Bite me.”
“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”
“Wanna bet?”
“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”
“Prove it.”
“What’s in it for me?”
“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”
“Oh, well fuck me, then.”
“Shut up!”
“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”
Flirty
“I wish we weren’t out in public…”
“Wow, you’re really strong.”
“Wanna go for a ride?”
“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”
“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”
“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”
“You have really nice fingers…”
“Are we going downtown?”
“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”
“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”
“What do you wear to bed?”
Awkward
“Do you have to eat it like that?”
“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”
“Hey, stop biting your lip…”
“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”
“You’re standing a little close to me…”
“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”
“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”
“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”
“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”
“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”