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fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

when fiona apple asked “how can i ask anyone to love me when all i do is beg to be left alone”. well i have not found an answer but if anyone else has lmk

*gets different kinds of pseudoscience confused* you only use 10% of your brain until you're 25

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

spring save me… please save me spring

sexual tension is an amazing feeling which is basically ruined by having sex

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen