Drake Bell's Sassy Butt

i hadn't seeped a wink for weeks. this lack of rest really affected my mental stability. one morning i clocked in for work, (i work at the premiere) and josh was being oh so noisy, which really bruised my banana. I began to yell obscenitys at the poor chub child. "JOSH U WORTHLESS PIECE OF SCUM FIRST U EAT CRAZY STEVES ENCHILADA AND NOW U MAKE NOISE!?!?!" josh looked very apologetic. Crazy Steve looked at me with love and passion in his eyes. I saw josh, who was crying and felt mighty terrible. I choked up and ran out the room. I sat on a stoop and cried. I cried for steve, I cried for josh, I cried for my sanity. Then i felt a hand on my shoulder, i looked up and saw the love of my life. Steve sat beside me and told me he loved me. "I didn't realize it untill you yelled at josh. we have a lot in common." his eyes were so good. the only crazy about him was his crazy handsome face. 

WISH I MADE THIS