moved to @ultrabeast

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

the United States has captured deoxys at area 51, leading to the USSR forming a strategic alliance with Rayquaza

feminism shouldn’t be about patting housewives on the back for making that decision but it should be about making sure that if that housewife’s husband starts cheating or slapping her around that she can be taken seriously, get a divorce, not have everyone in her life turn against her, not force her to send the children back to his house every other weekend where he starves them just to send her a message, and not be left in financial ruin

weird how quick fascists went from “the world is overpopulated. close your legs. stop having kids.” to “pop out 3 babies right now. you have no choice. you have to. it’s your duty and your only purpose.” when they realized they might not have enough vulnerable individuals to exploit in the labor force if the birth rate continues declining

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

remember how easy it used to be to just click the previous reblog and ssee it

i don't know how to communicate to you people that socially isolating children and limiting their freedom to learn and form identities beyond the confines of the family has not once ever ever once Ever done anything to the rate of sexual and nonsexual child abuse other than drastically increase it