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do seagulls have seagoals

“Ice Bear desperately needs this job in todays economy”

“Ice Bear is ready.”

“Ice Bear has put a lot of work into his CV”

17k notes. We’re so salty.

If 17k notes is salty I don’t even know what 67k notes is

How fucking strong must those suits be for the guy to view crashing as a mild inconvenience

10/10 form

“Aw shucks”

Duh. Ever notice shark attacks are only one bite because sharks have a taste oh human and are like “blegh this isn’t what I ordered >.< Sharks also have really really really bad vision…so…everyone- be nice to sharks

I remember I did a report on hammerhead sharks and theyre truly just dopey idiots that’ll just bite you and be like “wow fuck that” and just piss off lol Unless theyre reeeaallyyyy hungry. Sharks are so cool ;-;

Sharks are so vital to our oceans, the ecosystem, and the health of the world. Please be kind to sharks.

#armthesharks2k15

arm the sharks

This sloth takes better selfies than me.

omg you’re not kidding, look at that beautiful fluff

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

Perfect

OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY

I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.

I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.