What's your damage, Heather?

Turn on: eye contact in a crowded place.

me during sex: can we stop for a sec i need a glass of water

me: comes back 20 minutes later with a Slurpee

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

kiss me thru the phone by soulja boy is more romantic than anything ed sheeran ever wrote or could ever write

teenage fans who think timid british youtubers have a kinky dark side vs teenage fans who think edgy offensive youtubers have a smol bean side, fight

Phil and Dan fans vs FilthyFrank fans

*raises gun* yknow like *cocks it* nya

@fewines