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you know whatās always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the characterās like āwhich one of you is the liarā or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like āwhatās two plus twoā one of themās gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie.Ā
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Have people already pointed out the fact that Seto is not wearing his locket!!!?????
DO YOU THINK THEY FORGOT TO DRAW IT OR DOES IT MEAN SOMETHING??????
Iām going to be optimistic and say they forgot or heās wearing it underneath his shirt which heās done a few times. Because no thanks on the alternative.
The Hot Mess That Is Akefia
Disclaimer
Before we begin, cards on the table: I hate the name Akefia. Itās not even a name. Akefia is fandom, attempting to ascend by its own boot straps, and Iām still confused as to how it hasnāt choked to death in the process.
That said, I can still provide an objective account of the name Akefia, its origins, its mythology, itās place in our community. That objective, however, is to finally kill it.
Introduction
Akefia has been present in the English-speaking sphere of the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom, sinceĀ January 12th 2005. However, this is not the origin date of the name, which most likely appeared prior toĀ September 2004. Regardless, the earliest confirmable date is - and was -Ā January 12th 2005.Ā
In all likelihood, the origins of Akefia are lost in the internet. All I can do is attempt to reconstruct its history, in an attempt to provide a valid thesis for its origin. Despite this, Iām not exactly talking millennia ago; there are people alive, and even involved in the fandom from this time period, who can provide first-hand accounts. If any of them would like to come forward with information, I would be extremely grateful, and can be reached atĀ [email protected]Ā or myĀ personal blog.
As it is, here is my attempt to reconstruct the hot mess that is Akefia.
Outlier: October 31 2003
During my research, I came across aĀ geocities website, boasting the veteran date ofĀ October 31st 2003. However, this page was merely published on that date, and has been edited as recently asĀ 3rd April 2011.
Examining circumstantial information, the website was linked in aĀ forumĀ on the dateĀ October 22nd 2005. In this post, it was explained that Yami no Bakura was DemonKikyouās favourite anime character. In their justification, they brought up Thief King, stating:
I also like Bakuraās ancient eygptian(sp) formā known as Touzo,Thief Bakura,Thief Lord Bakura, Thief King Bakura ect..Ā
It is unusual that in the list of names provided, the one cited on the geocities site - namely Akefia - was not mentioned. Further, there are no mentions of Akefia on any other website aroundĀ October 31st 2003. Additionally, this use of Akefia would predate the Japanese animated debut of Thief King, and only post-date the first manga appearance by seven months. Therefore, it seems likely that as late asĀ October 22nd 2005, the geocities website made no mention of the name Akefia.
Earliest Appearance: September 6th 2004
As mentioned above, the earliest confirmed appearance wasĀ January 12th 2005. However, the first apparent appearance of Akefia was the fanfictionĀ Akefia King of ThievesĀ byĀ RedskinĀ (FF.net), which was published onĀ September 6th 2004. However, a fanfiction on fanfiction.net may be edited without changing its publication date, meaning Akefia could have been added to the page at any time since then. As FF.net frequently updates itself, the last modified date becomes useless.
It is therefore in the reviews of the fanfiction, that we find out confirmed sighting of Akefia. OnĀ January 12th 2005,Ā MisawaDaichiFanĀ reviewed Akefia King of Thieves (hereafter, AKoT) saying:
Nice. Hope it isnāt too late to review .; It was very cool to see Akefia(my absolute favorite name ever) in this kind of situation. Inspiration!
Although itās possible that AKoT was edited between September 6th 2004 and January 12th 2005, Akefia could not have appeared any later than that. It is also possible this was the first use of the name Akefia in fandom.
To those familiar with the Yu-Gi-Oh! Series release dates, you will be aware that the English debut of Thief King wasĀ August 2nd 2005, with the official translation of ćå幓ć®ē§å®ļ¼ļ¼ćĀ and his first animated appearance was rereleased for the American (&c.) audience, onĀ October 29th 2005.
Since Akefia as a name provably predates his first official appearances for an English-Speaking audience, we must assume that Akefia originated with someone familiar with the Japanese original. It does remain possible they were working with a translated version, but given the era, this is some dedication.
Despite the strong link to the Japanese fandom, Akefia does not originate there. There is almost no record of the japanese fandom using Akefia (ć¢ć±ćć£ć¢, ćććµćć, 赤-, or 赤-) and the closest reference is the fermented beverage ć±ćć£ć¢. This last leads me to suspect Akefia has never been used by the japanese fandom, as a name coincidence like that would at least lead to a few jokes (images of Thief King drinking Kefir,Ā Is it Yoghurt? No Itās Thief King Bakura!, etc). Instead the japanese fandom has been referring to the character asĀ ēč³ē since his first appearance, where he introduces himself as such.
This can be confirmed in the western-japanese crossover fandom, as ofĀ October 3rd 2003. In summary,Ā
Returning to AKoT, In general, I donāt recommend it as a fanfiction, but the authorās note sheds light on an important distinction.
Characters: Yami Bakura (Akefia) ⦠Bakura is not gay, and neither is Yami Bakura whose Egyptian name is Akefia!
Although the name Akefia has long been associated with Thief King, and even here is noted to be his Egyptian name (aka Thief King), Akefia at its earliest traceable origin is closely linked to Yami no Bakura. Despite the fanfiction clearly being about Thief King, this link is more important than it appears.
Quote: I am a Thief and a
By now, the quoteĀ "I am a Thief and a Stealer of Souls"Ā is well-known. Both as a mythical origin for Akefia, and also because itās just a badass quote. Now this quote is exactly from Episode 13, of Duelist Kingdom [s1], specifically the English Dub. If you google āwhere did akefia come fromā (which was the first thing I did) you will come across aĀ yahoo postĀ fromĀ May 10th 2007, explaining this theory, although the theory itself was present from at leastĀ January 27th 2007.
Akefia is a mishearing from the english dub version.Ā Dub: āIām a thief, a stealer of souls.āĀ It was mis heard to be: āIām Akefia, stealer of souls.ā
I still donāt get how that couldāve happenedā¦
LikeĀ āĪŗĆøĻsĻ ĪŗĪ¹ā, I also had trouble understanding how that happened, but I will get to that in just a moment. For now, I would like to address the fact that when I went to rip the audio for this quote, I began looking in season five. Indeed theĀ wikiquoteĀ page states as such.
I bring this up, because this quote is so strongly associated with Thief King Bakura, despite being a Yami no Bakura quote. As Akefia predated the debut of Thief King for an American (&c.) audience, I initially assumed that this myth had been busted. However, Episode 13 was imported to the US inĀ January 26th 2002, and Akefia has been associated with Yami no Bakura in its early records.
Although the coiner of the name Akefia would have been working with the Japanese material, they were a member of the English fandom, and therefore familiar with the dub. That there has remained a clear link (even a probably reference) to Yami no Bakura in its usage, this myth remains open for discussion.Ā
Derivative: Akifra
The next mention of Akefia is the storyĀ Akefia and AnzuĀ byĀ Chained and TorturedĀ published onĀ July 27th 2005, still predating the English appearance of Thief King. Examining the Authorās notes, we see a brief statement about the names used in the story.
Cat: New story! I want to thank Dis for the names!
Since the name Akefia predates Akefia and Anzu (hereafter, A3) the individual Dis cannot be credited with the name Akefia. However, examining the reviews shows us that A3 has been redacted to use the name Akefia, as its early reviews cite the name āAkifraā.
However onĀ July 28th 2005, a mere day after the publication of A3 using Akifra, a guest reviewer (amanda.p) left a comment stating:
itās āAkefiaā not āAkifraā
Indicating that by this point Akefia was quite firmly set in the fandom. Most interestingly, the aforementioned Dis - under their full username,Ā Demented Insane SpiritĀ - makes an appearance onĀ August 9th 2005Ā to say:
Well, I did find out that his name is FOR SURE Akifra.
Chapter 2 of A3 was published presumably aroundĀ September 7th 2005Ā and byĀ September 8th 2005Ā (post-dating the translated manga appearance of TKB, but not his animated debut)had certainly been changed from Akifra to Akefia. Once again, Dis comments on the fanfiction on the dateĀ August 3rd 2006, but makes no point of the retconned Akifra. Contacting Dis, they noted that:
Itās a little embarrassing, but Akifra was actually a misspelling on my part! ⦠because it had been newly introduced into the fandom at the time, very few people used it and so I never saw [Akifra] or Akefia appear in any of the fanfiction I was reading, so I had assumed I was spelling it correctly.Ā
At some time aroundĀ 2007Ā orĀ 2008, I had started going through a phase in my fanfiction writing where I wanted to ⦠try to be more true to the canon. ⦠I had been spelling Akefia wrong the entire time. Secondly, Akefia was never actually his name ⦠and so I didnāt feel the need to use it anymore.Ā
Akifra would normally have been nothing more than a brief misspelling of a fandom name, except that the mistake arose during a time when Akefia was first beginning to take root in the Western Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom. As such, it shares close roots with Akefia, and helps explain one of the biggest gaps in the history of Akefia.
Phonetic Homogenization of Akefia
āĪŗĆøĻsĻ ĪŗĪ¹āās remark that the transition from āa thief and aā to āAkefiaā is extremely farfetched, is not a sentiment uniquely held in the fandom. Whilst it is not an impossible mishear, phonetically it seems unlikely to jump from:
/É/Ā /ĪøiĖf/Ā /Énd/ /É/ -> /ÉākefiĖƦ/
However, Akefia most likely did not begin life asĀ /ÉkefiĖƦ/, as evidenced by Akifra (pronouncedĀ /ÉkiĖfārƦ/ by its creator). Instead, I would posit that Akefia might have been intended to be pronounced as /ÉākiĖfiĖƦ/. This means, that in the mishear of the original dub line, not only did /Īø/ transition to /k/, butĀ /Énd/ /É/ became /iĖƦ/. Even in a line saidĀ remarkably quickly, this is still linguistically strange since all of these sounds use very different placements in the mouth.
However, we are not dealing with a mispronounciation, but a mishear; whilst they all use distinctive placements, this is not an impossible transition. In fact, as the vowels are largely intact, I would suggest this is the most likely explanation.
The question then remains, if Akefia is intended to be pronounced differently to its almost universalĀ pronunciation, how did the vowel shift occur. Well there is the obvious connection that Akefia resembles, and may have been intended to resemble, an arabic loan word (see:Ā Akef). It is at this point I will remind everyone that Akefia is not a real word, or a real name.
Whilst words like kebab would be pronouncedĀ /kÉŖĖbƦb/ if it was an English word, but as a imported word, it should be pronounced as /keābƦb/. It is not unlikely that an English speaker would pronounce Akefia according to the latter kebab, rather than the first.
Nevertheless, this is a widespread pronunciation shift, and the answer potentially lies in the videoĀ Neko Porn - For Shadowwolf, uploaded byĀ LittleKuribohĀ onĀ February 23rd 2011. This is quite a late date in the Akefia timeline, but featuresĀ LittleKuriboh's pronunciation of Akefia, which isĀ /ÉkefiĖƦ/, thus homogenizing the fandom's pronounciation of Akefia.
Please note, that my lnguistics education, particularly my phonetics barely counts as a hobby. If there are any budding linguists tonight, I would advise you to speak up, to improve the accuracy of this section.
Timeline
March 4Ā 2003:Ā Thief King is introduced to Japanese Audience asĀ ēč³ē October 3rd 2003Ā :Ā Evidence ofĀ ēč³ē in Western Fandom October 31st 2003Ā :Ā Modified Website, No Historical Value
April 21st 2004:Ā Thief Kingās First Animated Appearance September 6th 2004Ā :Ā Unconfirmed Debut of Akefia January 12th 2005Ā :Ā Confirmed Debut of Akefia
NB: Potential Creator (Redskin)
July 27th 2005Ā : Akifra Surfaces, Credited toĀ Dis July 28th 2005Ā : Akefia disputes Akifra August 2nd 2005 :Ā First English Appearance of Thief King October 29th 2005 :Ā First English Animated Appearance of Thief King January 27th 2007Ā :Ā LittleKuribohās Pronunciation Popularized
Ancient Mythology
The misheard English dub remained the only theory with any circumstantial evidence that I could locate. However, if you have any information surrounding Akefia, I am always looking to do a Hot Mess 2.0.
Although the history of Akefia is shrouded, both by the deletion of large areas of FF.net, people leaving the fandom, and by the fact over ten years has past, I would urge you to attempt to reconstruct a timeline for your pet theory, before you approach me with it.
Conclusion
Whilst there are as many Akefia theories, as there are people to make them up, this was the only one that held any significant pedigree, or logic. It seems reasonable to me that Akefia truly is a mishear of the English Dub. In short, Akefia is a fandom mistake.
Although it may have no canonical value, it remains one of the most convoluted, and interesting parts of our own history, as a fandom. In short it is valuable to our community, but I would argue, only as part of our past. That we should move forward by understanding our mistakes.
I hope that by unshrouding Akefiaās past - even in such a small way - I have shown how ridiculous it sounds.
Credits
CynnichurroĀ - who helped immensely with the Japanese, and provided the Manga Scan I used Demented Insane SpiritĀ - whose current work can be readĀ hereĀ orĀ here! RowingviolahereĀ - my skilled and patient friend, who listened to all this bullshit Texasdreamer01Ā - my also skilled and also patient friend, who also listened to all of this bullcrap
And of course:Ā Redskin, who may possibly have created Akefia in the first place.
wow wow wow! so much work went into this! this was utter dedication! All I can think to say is that word-by-fanfiction spread fairly quickly back then. Quizilla held a lot of early\mid 2000s ygo fandomās attention. I remember seeing a lot of self-insert fanfics (quizzes, lemons, etc.) that prominently featured āAkefiaā- thatās definitely where I remember first seeing it!
shit's long y'all. great, but long.
Me too Solidus,
me too.
does that make ocelot his lady gaga?
So I noticed you couldnāt find these anywhere on the web. These are the little booklets that came with the Figumate Sweet Snake figures. Weāve got some artwork and two little flipbooks (which I donāt have the heart to cut up). You can use these images if you want (seeing as I only scanned them and I didnāt actually draw them). Sorry about the quality, my scanner isnāt the newest thing out there, but it gets the job done.
Happy Hatoful Valentineās!! Or is it Legumentinesā¦
I realized that Katsucon is on Valentineās weekend, plus I recently finished playing through all of Hatoful Boyfriend, soā¦.I had to do itā¦..
selling these as a set at Katsu!

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KipPlays āWadanohara and the Great Blue Seaā - pt. 1 - Of Sea Witches and Starfruit
Published on Jan 14, 2015
This game really slipped under my radar with only a few people suggesting it, but those few people are great frands with great taste and very persistent! So here it is, KipPlays Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea! (By the way I will call it āDeep Blue Seaā accidentally and often. Sorry in advance!)
Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea is a pseudo-RPG with a heavy story focus,Ā made by Mogeko (site name Deep-Sea Prisoner) in RPG Maker 2000.
A clear blue sea under a beautiful blue sky.
After a long departure, the sea witch Wadanohara travels back home with her familiars.
But her ex-familiar, the shark Samekichi, appears to block her way:
"You shouldnāt be here⦠Leave this sea, right now."
WARNING:Ā Mogeko rates this game āages 15 and up,ā mostly for graphic content later on. (This rating is Japan-centric and would likely be more strict by other countriesā standards; 18 and up may be more appropriate.)Ā I would advise against playing if you think you may be upset by implied sexual assault and violent imagery.
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The Devilās suit collar is sewn to his neckās skin.
His briefcase he carries with the tip of his smallest finger.
Heāll show you a lover that pops like a balloon at the slightest touch.
His guests are wine and dined with blank plates and empty glasses.
When he looks at you he looks past...
So thereās that
I'm back on tumblrĀ for one night onlyĀ to celebrate Seto Kaiba's birthdayĀ
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SPOOPY BUS
This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people donāt spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses donāt even care enough about it to spell check the items theyāre gonna sell. Fuck this shit.
come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY IM DYING

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I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this womanās house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.
The Japanese fashion company PIIT is collaborating with Crypton Future Media to bring us Hatsune Miku- inspired clothing for their fall line! PIIT takes elements from Miku and incorporates them into their clothing thatās perfect for casual wear!Ā
Check out the new line and other clothing they offer at PIITās online store!Ā
this is the kind of fashion-forward fandom apparel that I actually want to see more of jfc its great; why are nice things so hard?