Dragon Ball meets Sitcoms

Krillin : Dating app.

Yamcha : It's not for you.

Krillin: What? Wolf Boy. Come on. I've Internet dated before. You send an e-mail, you get excited, you wait, you get an e-mail back.

Trunks : What?

Goten : That's what my dad and I called going super sayain and getting blonde streaks in your hair. We used to do it every morning in the woods . You just start powering up, and let the transformation do the rest. We called it getting to 2nd base.

Trunks : You just said you called it going streaking.

Krillin : Check.

Goku : Weapon loaded?

Krillin : Check.

Goku : Did you have breakfast?

Krillin : What? That's not on the checklist.

Goku : I added it because I care about you.

Krillin : No, I did not have breakfast.

Goku : Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

Krillin : Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.

Goten: Bra, Trunks. Ugh, I missed you guys so much.

Bra: Really? Because when you left, you made a pretty big deal about deleting us from your phone.

Goten: Girl, that was just the showman in me. Space is so boring. I need some Z Fighters drama, stat.

Bra: I don't think we're that dramatic.

Chi-Chi: Murders.

Vegeta: Our job.

Videl: Yes! Genius! He loves us and he's got tons of sway in the otherworld.

Gohan: He'll totally tell King Kai to back down.

Videl: He'll be all "King Kai, I must INSIST that you DESIST."

Gohan: I really think this is going to work. Also, if you ever want to bust out that Piccolo impression at home, I'd be okay with that.

Yamcha: If someone broke into your house and you weren't fighters, wouldn't you be scared

Chi-Chi: Yes.

Eighteen: Depends. How many guns do I still have hidden?

Yamcha: None.

Eighteen: Do I still have my knife? Nunchucks? Axe?

Yamcha: It was a hypothetical question.

Eighteen: I know, but I want to play it out. Do I still have my throwing stars?

Chi-Chi: This has taken a strange turn.