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It's okay. I'm not even mad about it. I'm better than she is and everyone knows that. She even knows it or she's delulu. I'll take a break, rest my body and then get my title back. I appreciate you saying all that though. We have to get together and cheer each other up.

Paris, what the fuck? @alwaystrendingpvd

No don't apologize! I've been so busy. Between my wrist, this new gossip blog about me, my team forcing me to get a job, and I've been lied about! They said I wear Old Navy! I don't even know what that is, Dante!! I'm so sorry for not at least reaching out to you.

Hold on. Someone started a gossip blog about you? That's... a little creepy.

Paris, what the fuck? @alwaystrendingpvd

Also, uh hey hi hello. I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. Literally where have you been??

It really has been awhile, hasn't it? Shit. I'm sorry. All I've been doing lately is working, or at least thats what it feels like. Barely even have time to wrestle anymore.

Paris, what the fuck? @alwaystrendingpvd

I do.

Ok. Good.

Paris, what the fuck? @alwaystrendingpvd

Dante, I'm fine. Everything I did with him I consented to. I promise.

Ok. Ok. As long as you promise.

Paris, what the fuck? @alwaystrendingpvd

I mean... He pushed me but like I punched him. He's psychotic but he's not a rapist.

You promise? I'm so serious here. Like, you swear he didn't do anything you didn't want?

Paris, what the fuck? @alwaystrendingpvd

Okay but this time I actually mean it.

... are you okay? He didn't do anything you didn't want him to, did he? I hate even having to ask that.

Paris, what the fuck? @alwaystrendingpvd

What? Ew! No! I just threatened to run him over with my car!

I remember him telling us you said that all the time.

Paris, what the fuck? @alwaystrendingpvd

It was just a moment of weakness! An oversight! He pushed me against a brick wall and kissed me. There was a lot going on that day. I just... Things happen.

So you two aren't like... a thing again, are you?

Paris, what the fuck? @alwaystrendingpvd

Does it matter?

I mean, no. I guess not. I just... why? He was awful to you. Like, seriously awful.

Paris, what the fuck? @alwaystrendingpvd

What?

Did you seriously hook up with him?

@dragoisthebest I fucked your girl.

Tiffany? No you didn't, dumbass.

@alwaystrendingpvd Did I do something wrong again?

I really don't wanna talk about this anymore.

@alwaystrendingpvd Did I do something wrong again?