dracule 🪱

I say "oh don't worry he doesn't bite" and you're confused because you don't see any dog but then you notice a single inchworm moving purposefully across the floor towards you at an alarming pace

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

my beautiful wife (smosh games) has just returned from war (back from a week long break) and we are in a loving embrace (they came back with one of my favourite games)

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening