Ask Dracula('s son)

PAXEL:  There’s also something that needs doing and Dad’s never around to do it.  Paxel, look over these new hunting laws.  Paxel, go deal with these rogues breaking the hunting laws.  Paxel, the Moon Council wants to talk with your father but no one has any idea where he is so go sit there are listen to them complain about talking to a child even though you’re literally older than some of them.

PAXEL: Then of course there’s all the balls and the political dinners and ‘setting a good example’.  I can’t remember the last time I had a moment to myself.

PAXEL:  It kinda depends on what type of immortality you’re talking about.

PAXEL: Well apparently my dad was meant to do this for publicity or whatever but, surprise surprise, he pawned it off on me last minute.

PAXEL: I don’t know how he thinks I have time for this between everything else but not like I have a choice, hey?