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Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

Close to what I look like in my demon form. [COMMENT ON A PICTURE OF MIXED BERRY YOGURT]

i mean in all fairness there's only like 100-125 concepts max so once you've got those down everything makes perfect sense

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

new product concept. Creek Yogurt. you know what it is. CREEK YOGURT: You Fucking Bet Your Ass It Has Active Cultures

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time