If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Give him an army, and he stares at you with cats licking his stairs.
You didn't understand a word I just said, did you? No, you didn't. And that's the philosophy of the morons in the red quadrant of this image. Each party is a collection of the mavericks, the unstable, the dispossesed, the reckless, the manic, the scarred, the emotionless, the supernatural... They all found their way, one way or the other, to strange, strange places.
Turns out, giving a directionless, Nationless, overmilitarized Federation access the the entire Multiverse was not good for the Multiverse. But hey, what are you gonna do?
Here's who they are, from left to right.
-M.A.S.S: AAHW Splinter Cells that started a corporation in the desert. The most passive-aggressive party.
-KillBot(G.R.O.S.S): A line of large, bumbling, gas-powered robots for the Get Rid Of Slimy Girls association. Loud, Ugly, erratic, and probably dead.
-Prospektor Dunter(Half Life 2 1/2): An Overwatch "Cowboy". Operates with his subordinates out of Settlement 84, a fading Midwest Boomtown. Both Breen and the Advisors have washed their hands of him.
-Enslaved PossesedĀ ProsegurĀ Van(Decimate Drive):A possessed demonic armoured truck, recaptured by the security firm and forced into servitude.
-Me(Apparent): My "Sona', if you can call it that.
-Company Pizza ManĀ (OC): A Pizza Deliveryman for the most bland, consumer-friendly corporation in existence. The uniform consists of white clothes and a gas mask.
-Syndicate Battle DroidĀ (STAR WARS: PLANETFALL):One of many battle droids that have betrayed the Confederacy, working with Republic Defectors to manipulate Sidious's Phony War.
-Tank (Mann Vs Machine): A tank.
-S.A.N.E, Centurion, Gunnery Sgt. H.A.R.T-Man (FNAF: Subversion): Endoskeletons powered by the remnant of Executed Convicts, Fanatical Restaurant-bound Guardsmen, and sniper robots with defective USAF guidance computers.
-Engineer Bot(Mann Vs Machine): YeeY
With special thanks to the wondrous creative talents of:
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And that just about wraps it up!
Good Artfight, everyone, I'll see you all next year.