Dr. Bashir I Presume

One of the reasons Odo is like one of the best characters to ever do it is because the writers were like, "He was raised in a lab, he doesn't know who he is, he's in love with his best friend but she doesn't know it, he's reclusive and blunt and has the most extreme daddy issues imaginable, he's got all the angst and he still manages to be a sarcastic bastard" and today, writers would make that character some conventionally attractive, gloomy bad boy who's either eighteen or twenty-something but the DS9 writers slapped on, "And he's played by a middle aged man" and that - THAT the's secret, right there.

RIP Inspector Javert, you would have made a great corporate prosecutor

your belief that there is a certain class of entities that are inherently wicked and will always seek to break the law for their own benefits was not entirely wrongheaded, you just had the bad luck to be born before the advent of Fortune 500 companies

and that’s why there’s so much resistance to implementing it - capitalism wants workers who don’t have a choice

CAPITALISM WANTS WORKERS WHO DON’T HAVE A CHOICE

i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

the wizard is my mother but that's not relevant

This is the cutest thing ever. Godzilla says trans rights.

GODZILLA OFFICIAL???

I had to get up and go into the bathroom bc I was hyperventilating trying not to laugh out loud at 4 am with Emet asleep in the room

I... OH MY FUCKING GAWD.