Daddy: âShe does this every time. Itâs so cute. She thinks she has more privacy squatting against a wall to fill her nappy.â
Babysitter: âaww⌠I canât believe you put Sophie back in nappies! And sheâs so willing to use them.â
Daddy: âWell, it has been six months since I took her out of school and regressed her. Have you not noticed when youâve seen her?â
Babysitter: âSix months?! No! Sheâs always been bratty and immature, but I never thought she was wearing a nappy.â
Daddy: âIâm surprised. Anyway, I have to go now. She has to ask nicely to be changed, but sheâll probably go play for a bit before plucking up the courage to come ask you. If she misbehaves, feel free to spank her, put her in timeout or put her to bed early. Otherwise her bedtime is 8:30. Oh, and if she really wonât be good for you, there are suppitories in the bathroom cabinet, she hates those.
âBye sweetie, you be good for Katie and do as she says.â
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