I'm sleepy

You better do your very best for him. 

You’re right. I shouldn’t expect you to be able to accomplish such a simple task.

Son I am disappointed.

I’m sorry, dad

You better do your very best for him. 

You’re right. I shouldn’t expect you to be able to accomplish such a simple task.

Son I am disappointed.

I heard my son never helps his beautiful shark wife in the house.

you never thought me how do get groceries

You’re right. I shouldn’t expect you to be able to accomplish such a simple task.

good idea

oh look

you’re embarrassing me dad

Sorry I’m just so proud of my gay son.

I don’t recall ever fucking 4 guys at the same time. Even less in front of you.

are you trying to say I was born this gay?

Are you trying to say you weren’t?

I know. You also fuck a Die.

exactly

I don’t recall ever fucking fucking 4 guys at the same time. Even less in front of you.

another alternate i- wh- how dare you-

I know. You also fuck a Die.

you could but what would I do without my favorite cuddle buddy pillow

You are not even using me as a cuddle buddy pillow. You can use one of your many boyfriends.

eyyy good morning

I’m never going to live this down am I.

nah I was taking about the trash pile that is the loser trace’s home

Oh poor you. That’s so mean.