I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

appreciation post for everyone whos ever talked to me bc im annoying and dumb

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

It expires when its empty

It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

Welp

brah fuck it im just die

making people laugh is literally the best feeling ever