a derby full of nyquil

thanks for nothin, tumblr. 

(because everyone i play with is worthless when they play a healer) (also because i like making boys fight for my attention)

i’ve become one of Those People

damara has literally died twice and has made enemies with ancient horrors and chaos gods  and somehow she still finds time to be Really Gay

she’s a tiefling life cleric and she tries her best to love everyone, even after all she’s been through

a close up of jeanna

left to right: jeanna (me) - human cleric. took over as our airship’s captain. responsibility stresses her out but she’s getting better topo - dragonborn paladin. he’s grumpy cuz he took an oath of revenge and then his god dumped him. long story sputnug - arcane automation fighter, became sentient due to some wild magic. likes to smash stuff and carry the gnomes on his back jimothy mossbeard - gnome druid. his beard is its own ecosystem and he might be performing unethical experiments in his room gem - gnome barbarian. she’s only motivated by food, and constantly works out just so she can eat more torruke - dragonborn fighter/warlock. a showboat whose insane plans rarely work. somehow he’s not dead yet

damn i havent posted here in a while huh

bitch you have never even touched a bike