What the fuck is my job?
My boss is a dick; constantly changing my environment. I understand this is a one man start up, but seriously... This is literally every hour something new!! How am I supposed to do my job? Light, dark, cold, hot. This guy is insane. Honestly, I’m just confused. I sit here half working because I don’t know what the fuck he wants from me. I figured if I half do it right, at least I’m doing something right, right? Not to mention how disgusting this floor is. Does he ever wash this thing? I don’t even understand how oily it is. I’m always slipping out of my spot! I know I’m here to help this poor bastard, but honestly, I’m just getting fed up. It takes too long for me to transition from outside to inside every fucking 4 minutes. I look like an idiot. Tonight I’m going to do it. I’m going to roll off the nightstand and hope that he steps on me.
