βSure!β Minnesota agreed, patting the spot next to her on the couch, βMakes things more interesting!β
βAlright, everyone!β Iowa started, getting everybodyβs attention, βConnieβs going to be home soon! Remember what we went over, stick to the script, and remember toβ Colorado, are you high?β
Colorado lazily gave Iowa finger guns, βAs a kite, my guy.β
βAt your sisterβs intervention?β
βAre you really surprised about that?β
β...Not really, butββ
βHey guys!β Wisconsin greeted, waltzing in and catching everyone off guard.
βIβ UHβ WE FLUSHED YOUR CHEESE STASH WITHOUT REMORSE YOU FILTHY ADDICT!β Iowa panicked.
β...What?β Wisconsin asked, her cheery tone turning murderous.
ββStick to the scriptβ he said, βwe have to do this carefullyβ he said,β Illinois mocked, ripping up the script Iowa wrote for him.
βI meanβ¦ Uhβ¦β Iowa stuttered, trying to think of a way to get out of being disemboweled, β...Welcome to Awartβs intervention!β