GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.Â
â God, what if we just fucked one day? â
â Donât sass me in front of the internet. â
â Follow your stupid fucking dreams. â
â Come at me scrub lord, Iâm ripped. â
â I just wanna have sex with space. â
â Get in the tub with me, daddy. â
â Will you just relax and let me kill for money? â
â That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. â
â Stay in school. Donât do drugs. Eat your teeth. âÂ
â Make like a tree and fucking die. â
â Dude justâŚjust pity laugh at least. â
â Man, Club Penguinâs gotten weird. â
â We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. â
â Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? â
â Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? â
â I havenât had so much fun since I killed my parents. â
â Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. â
â Whatâs a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. â
â Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. â
â Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. â
â I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. â
â Donât let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. â
â The bananas has gone bad! â
â I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! â
â Did you know Iâm a professional joke? My life is a joke. â
â What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? â
â [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? â
â I canât prove that someone ISNâT a reptilian. â
â Wouldnât it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? â
â These balls are coming at me fast and furious. Itâs like that movie, âSpeedâ. âÂ
â Call me One Direction âcause my relevancy is dropping by the day. âÂ
â One time I killed a person and I didnât report it to the police. â
â I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. âÂ
â Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. âÂ
â If I canât be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! âÂ
â [ name ], Iâm on a date with a guy/girl right now and youâre embarrassing me. â
â Iâve made a decision. Iâm gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and Iâm gonna climb inside. â
â I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. â
â I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.âÂ
â Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyoneâs like âyouâre making dad jokes.â â
â All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. âÂ
â And Abraham said unto Moses, âBro, dude, aliens.â â
â Iâm gonna throw you out the window. We donât even have any windows in this roomâŚIâm gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. âÂ
â DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! â Sorry. That didnât come out as encouraging as I meant it to. â
â [ name ], if thereâs one thing I can be totally honest about, itâs that I would happily lie to your face.â
â If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. â
â Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? â Â Â
â I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. â
â The only people who donât like sluts are the people who donât get any. âÂ
â Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. âÂ
â I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. â
â First of all, you have to stop calling it âMary Jane.â Thatâs the first rule of stonerdom. People will think youâre a fucking narc. â
â First of all, no one says âpot-eyesâ, you fuckinâ narc. â
â If by OK you mean like on the inside Iâm just going âAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!â then yes, Iâm quite OKÂ â
â When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. âÂ
â Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, âCongratulations you wiped your ass, hereâs a new shirt.â â