The Lore of the DotA Canon

Small child sneaks into death games to help mom. Does so fucking good that God himself tells him how cool he is. Because he is so cool they find out he is a child and banish him, and he's like, sight I guess that's fair but could you please drive my mom to the hospital? And they are like sure but you gotta fuck off still. So he leaves and then everyone else does for some reason

Arc Warden who was Dire an Radiants brother was one day in a cosmos forming a world. He got an email from his brothers that said that they were attacking his each other and aksed him for help so put them in an moon. Arc Warden got his moon prison shut down and wet on the planet to go up to the remains of the building where he left his brain pieces and normal people boddy because he was in his formless god form. Arc Warden got on his brain and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.

When you stuck in a video game glitch and you just want to kill yourself to get out but you keep respawning in the glitch

Imagine if darth vader was still alive and evil after killing sidious and then welded sidious’ fucking light saber onto his hand

imagine string theory. now imagine someone who really missed the point and took it way more literally. now imagine project runway. weaver got voted off

I gazed into the abyss and the abyss held up its middle finger and said fuck you, how could you not know that everything is awful and shit

Local Library Takes Job So Seriously That They Learn Centuries of Magic Just For Books

Dragon Age: Origins Human Noble origin story

That the girl would run away with the moon.

One of the few heroes who has their lore reflected in the meta game, he tried to convince everyone he was strong and playable, but then doom and sf came along and made sure he never was strong enough to do anything ever.

Collects souls just because he wants to. Like as many as he can get for no reason. So far in his collection are edgar allen poe, every ti5 mid player, and icefrog himself.