Just some dipshit

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they added horny flushed emoji. they added bigfoot. they added cartoon sex cloud. and the trombone. you can now illustrate a sexual encounter with a clown and a bigfoot in just emojis

no one understand me

lowkey pay for a hot mama to throw pennies at my buttcrackk

the age of 30 40 is in demand

girls when people say 40 is too old

Why is he always doing this shit

DUDE

I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.

this is for a part-time job as a barista

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

why he standing like this...

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind