next order.

Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying, boy. I swear I’m gonna drag you boys to grandmum and granddad’s just to show you I’m nowhere near as bad as they are.

Dad, you are just as bad as they are. 'Boy, turn the light off.' or 'Boy, what did I say about closing the door after you, you're letting the bloody air out.'

…. It’s October. I shouldn’t have to run my bloody air conditioner, it should be bloody cool all day already. Bloody global warming is going to kill all of my tour-fans.

.... So you are saying to me that you will not turn the air conditioning on because it's October.. Old man, mein gott. 

Hey hey hey hey hey hey. Don’t use Dad’s name in vain, that’s just fucking stupid. Don’t be mad at me that I’m trying to get you some D so you fucking shut up. I do something nice for you and you bitch at me for it.

Ja, I understand that you are trying to help me but I do not need it and you are also doing it in a very embarrassing way and I will go hide away in my bed for another eight months now.

what did i do, my sweet brethern? please enlighten me.

so helfen sie mir, satan

Yes? Did I do something?

..... you did.

Between the bloody heatwave and constant use it got too hot——- so I put it outside for a bit to cool of. Just waitin’.

..... Dad, we do have air conditioning.. and fans. With the front cover off of them, did you know this? How strange.

It’s October and it’s still that time of the year where it’s freezing in the early morning and late at night, but too bloody hot for the sweaters you’ve got to/want to wear by the middle of the day. What the piss is this?

..... You're off the xbox, dad?

yes i can. ……….just shut up, aronne.

LEAAAVE ME ALOOOOONE, I DO NOT WANT YOUR GLASSES OF WATER RIGHT NOW.

yes you are. drink up until your thirst is quenched. i’m gonna throw you into the fucking ocean, maybe you won’t be so damn thirsty anymore.

but i do not want a glass of water, thank you but i am not thirsty right nooow.. mein gott bruder you can not just bring me the ocean or throw me into it.

………. just shut the fuck up and drink your water, thirsty bitch.

.... but i already drank the glass of water you left me, and the other one you gave me not ten minutes ago.. i'm not thirsty any more!