STAMPS

In 50 Years Nursing Homes Will Be Filled With Guys Playing Xbox and Telling Each Other to Fuck Their Mothers

Pornhub employees have to rush to get the porn tab open when their boss is walking by.

looks like it’s time to bring this one back

Amen.

We should put missing peoples faces on packs of cigarettes. Smokers are the only ones standing outside in all kinds of weather

There should be a universal sign language everyone learns while in school so you can communicate with people even if you speak different languages.

What if deja vu was actually the feeling you get when a bunch of different timelines of your being are doing the same thing.

If someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for feeling excited about it, you are officially the worst type of person.

A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g

Fighting an addiction is actually two parts of the same brain fighting over the control of the same body

Movies will always break monetary records because of inflation. They should be rated on how many tickets were sold versus how much money was made.