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"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans."

Fluffy Jellybeans 

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you

This is accurate

We’ve come a long way

'who cares we're mad cute'

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

#i was about to get annoyed about someone taking this too seriously but then i saw who posted it

I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

This was seriously the best prank

i wanna put on a cute dress and slay all my enemies

i love the way how this gets notes slowly. it’s like everyone puts on a cute dress an slays all their enemies and then comes back and reblogs the post

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.