Choo Choo :>

Whenever I come across some internet commenter who seems to think that the fallout series isn’t political I have to wonder what exactly it is that they’re smoking

im so fucking stupid

Sometimes your genius outruns your comprehension

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

This has beautiful synergy with "let me get this bitch's pronouns before I curse them out" in the game of hate

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

yeah yeah people make the front legs the wings for creatures like, in every instance. because it makes sense. but can you imagine a creature with the back legs as wings? fucked isn't it

So where are the adoption papers?

Nah. Perfect size.

Ireland is the only country in Europe

Half the reblogs is people not seeing the difference and the other half is “IRELAND WOOOOOOO 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪”

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals