Just Some Guy. Don't even worry about it.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

flood Plain perfec t size for put town in to b\uild! inside very Soft and Comfort town safe happy put town in Floodplain. Put Town In Floodplain. no problems ever in flloodplain because good Shape and Support for town roads weak of big town citizens. Afloodplain yes a place for a town put town in floodplain can trust floodplain for giveing good place for town. friend flood

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

I went to noob island and nobody recognized you. They said you haven't been the same ever since you went Pro. Some even said you became Hacker. I don't know who you are anymore.

A lot of wooy-er occult types are resentful of the idea of objective reality because it stymies their desire to change things for the better. Constant noncommittal gestures to "well maybe images and thoughts are the same as reality in some special and secret way." But these notions can never reach escape velocity beyond the motions of brute matter.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob